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  1. Laz

    Alan Carr's EasyWay To Stop Smoking

    I would say that's too short a space of time to actually announce that you've given it up as you've yet to experience the long term effects of going without cigarettes and truly test your willpower. Give it two months at least, then see how you are... No discouragement meant to you tho...
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    Royal Mail Strike : Opinions?

    3 weeks notice there may have been but I didn't see/hear a thing. Gordon Brown's tea time mumblings has been all the news ive soaked in recently as I was too busy with a full time job and lots of other messes. I don't think I'll fail, I'm sure lots of people are having this problem and the...
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    Corrupt-a-Wish!

    Granted, you start buying expensive tat. I wish I had a fiver...
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    New family member!

    Does it think that your arm is it's hairier, longer brother?
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    Corrupt-a-Wish!

    Granted, but you lose your pc I wish this thread ended
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    Corrupt-a-Wish!

    Granted, but only to other people I wish I could levitate cats
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    Corrupt-a-Wish!

    Granted but you're tone deaf I wish I could control the size of women's norks mentally
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    Corrupt-a-Wish!

    Only to be arrested in a children's playground claiming that you're from the future and spending the rest of your years in the laughing academy... I wish I could play any musical instrument with my schlong
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    Corrupt-a-Wish!

    Granted, but their entourage of a dozen heavies come along too... I wish I was happier
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    How to give a girl her best ever weekend...

    I appreciate the advice, and I'm really not going to use money as a means to create further attraction or make up for any shortcomings as far as my personality is concerned...that would cost far too much :D It just comes down to the fact that this will really be the only chance I get to...
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    How to give a girl her best ever weekend...

    She really really is... Thanks a lot for the ideas lads, she's gone and asked for a massage which I'm really looking forward too, found a site which gives free quicktime video lessons too, very useful... As for meeting the rents, she's adamant that we spend a night at theirs so she can meet...
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    How to give a girl her best ever weekend...

    LOL Should've expected it tbh, anyway fellas I'm poppin' out with some of the Swindon massif, I expect a few more suggestions for when I get back, and less comments on her norks...
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    Avatars

    LOL That's a little bit of magic right there
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    How to give a girl her best ever weekend...

    Here she is, looking curvaceous and erm....Finnish Really hope she doesn't turn out to be a veteran poster called Elrazur, that'd be awkward...
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    How to give a girl her best ever weekend...

    THIS IS A LONG 'UN, BUT PLEASE TRY HELP A BROTHER OUT On the first of September my Girlfriend's coming back for another uni year here in England, she's from Finland and has just spent the last 3 months at home in Helsinki. Our birthdays are both at the later end of August, and she's...
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    I feel....

    Things sound tough for you mate, you may get a fair bit of stick from the lads here so I'm gonna try and give you some honest advice... *Be thankful for the things you do have, I don't want to make light of your situation but by the sound of things - it could be worse, you're not starving...
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    Whats your favourite classic Sci-Fi movie ?

    Flash Gordon tbh Great Soundtrack Ming for the win
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    Spiderman Two - comic fan question.

    As far as I know (and I'm quite the Marvelite) Spider-man's webbing is man made and has always been fired from wrist mounted shooters. I thought the decision to go 'organic' in the movie was actually a really good one, somewhat of a departure I know, but I thought it really worked, and was...
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    Electric Toothbrush - How long should I charge

    That's quite a bizarre question, but I have an electric and it rarely needs recharging, one over-night jobby seems to last for weeks... But then I only have four teeth...
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    I'm Engaged!

    Marriage + OcUK meet All in favour say aye
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