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Its all fine we are basically a couple... but we aint... just want to make it official. Hang out a lot. Sex, just not the other stuff... That probs sounds stupid but I don't wanna have to kill someones mother for smiling at my... something. ..

Official then... I suppose a large amount of the escalation has already happened.. im just getting tired of calling her an insatiable chipmunk and a sexy antelope and not getting anything more... **** you guys (and girls) with platonic friendships...

Nah a mate. We have a fun relationship... I mean I guess its fun... just wanting a humerus way of seing if things can escalate. .. quickly if possible ... maybe I should say it with the bloodt brutally murdered corpse of her ex... and play... bloody valentine on a boom box or something...

Hey everybody! So I was wondering if there is anyone with a humerus way of asking a girl out. She is 'ill' (suffering) and I thought it might be fun... A text or fb relevent thing, warning to techies, she is completely pc illiterate... Anyway I know from past experience you guys are...

Hey guys! So i have a problem which i hope can be helped, maybe even by one of you, but if not then it might add a dollop of humour to your night. I tend to shower in the morning and before going out at night, but a strange thing has happened today. whilst the shower is working perfectly...

I'm totally up for joining a OCUK kinship. Hows about I message both of you, and the first one to add gets me? If either of you want me of course. My main is Samoil RK, though I have a 45 guardian I got bored of 2 years ago If he's needed. They made me change his name from Evilsam to...

Nah, its not a big store and they keep the till staff on the tills, because no one wants to do it. my shoes are good, shoes, and I never slouch normally. It's the tills. I spend quite a bit of time standing out of work and my back never wrecks after... Also, MY customer service has greatly...

Was considering taking it higher, but I don't particularly want to cause problems at the moment, I've just started dating this Canadian girl I met in work. She was a customer and I finally got her name today, showed her a magic trick and convinced her to go on a 10 minute date with me whilst I...

Not allowed chairs for health and safety reasons, the area behind the counter is to small to fit one in...

So I work at the co-op in my town, and as I am on the fag counter a lot I spend most of my shifts standing... Anyway, on a related note, I have noticed that my back starts killing after about an hour on there fag counter... Yeah, so I never really thought that much about it because, well...

I don't say peoples names often when speaking to them. I was with my ex when I met her so I was a bit oblivious, and thus her name did not stick in my head.... I don't have a mobile phone... :/

Just saying, the location filter doesn't accept my town as a location, but does accept the small villages surrounding it as locations. the search feature is not all that well thought out in my opinion.

Nah, we live in the same town. She is Canadian, but lives in the UK (Wales). She comes to my place of work to chat. It started when I was with my ex, so that's probably the real reason I don't know her name, I didn't really notice other girls at the time. Also, what's with all the hate...

King Damager, you are a genius. My skills lie in other fields...

I didn't mean like that. We've been speaking for quite a time... wouldn't you be a bit ****ed/annoyed if someone you've been speaking to for a couple of months, relatively regularly turned out to not know your name? Also, the bored looks are just for the nickname I assure you. she comes to me...

no, she lives here... and yes to all other opinions and answers

So I've been chatting to this girl a bit, and, for whatever reasons, I have no idea what her name is... In all honesty it is probably because I always refer to her as miss Canada, due to her being Canadian... And a miss. Anyway, I tried to find her on Facebook, but its bloody useless for...

mine used to as well... It was the first time I realised I was able to bottle up my fury and release it at a later date in the form of a concentrated beam of pure energy. That extra chromosomal leg has a large volume of things to answer for, this being one, though it does provide an extra...