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    Pink Veyron?

    The man willing to take at least 50% of the money in cash ie 300k i'l buy a Vayron and il give the man who sorts it 2k in cash finders fee. I dont care what colour it is but the clock starts ticking 30 days once i re enter the uk :D
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    spoilsports
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    its like a confessional but for non religeous people, you botrrow a phone then you sit miles up in the sky and confess your sins, i done some bad **** in my life :D i confess i been a right **** in my life but i done my bit the good bit now anfd then look at them lights so shiny so small like...
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    i q2uite like this girl i aint even gonna ask her bu5t let me tell you this place close at 1am in an hour but i give them a few hundred quid to stay open all night the owner hes a skinny **** but me an him we found somrething in common we gonna do a nice slow dance qall night me mali him...
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    you knoiw them days when you just drunk and you wonder what its all for all the **** i donre in my life then i come half way rounfd the world? im gonna do my bit you know like a ***** im gonna give a bit back wait till i go austraslia i got a surprise for Ellie wait till you see the diamond i...
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    stale man i cqant think of another word!!!!!!!!!!! anyway at least he bought as jag i cant see 108 gears helping a 4 pot a 4 pot ewhat the fucjk has happ;ened to jaguar? anyway on the bright side see this girl Mali i got ? if i dont bring her home im ghonna buyhu her a house before i leave no...
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    2000 baht and the man is playing my cd from start to finish but im gonna buy your bood to,morrow :)
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    We got here roof top sky bar im ****ing hammered look at all them lights like little planets how the **** do these people live on no money i might bring this one home, get on that Lisa she spends lezss in a week thanh ypou do in a year bloody amazing :D
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    Ahhhhhhh i thought you was there now :) We at this place now for a snack before sky bar, what a good place this is. Apart from the fact you drenched in sweat, but i got a plan, and i phoned first they gonna let me in with shorts cos im sweating :D
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    I met my travel companion 2 hours after i landed her name Mali shes about 18 very good massage, just a lovely girl, what can you say :D We also got my man Tuk tuk down stairs i cant pronounce his namre so im calling him tuk tuk, anyway hes with me for the 5 days, he dont seem a bad bloke very...
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    Yea Bangkok for a few days then im going to see me uncle in koh samui. Fox i thought you was in America Washington for some reason, god knows im losing the plot :)
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    Good job, lets hope he got the 3 litre not the 2.2 :) Im going to try Sirocco tonight, bit of dinner then the sky bar :) Todays tourist pictures Where are you Fox? post some pictures man :)
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    Cheapest suite iv ever had in a hilton before this was 400 quid a night. Anyway cheers Panthro i'l give that place a look in :)
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    Sawatdee khrab see talking like a native already :) Its pretty damn good here rubbish weather and roasting. Fox you were right about the hotel, the 660 i was mumbling on about drunk was actually what they charged me room only for the 4 nights in a king exec suite, not per night :) the only...
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    its me iv woken up again :) i never trusted them online hotel jobbers i always had visions of me getting there and they ****ed it up and no room for poor smurf!! damn swines get on my nerves !
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    its just not the same its all about the ambience :D anyway i cant se its bed time
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    what i am determined to see is a table tennis ball fired from some girls below bits i dont care what it costs but i got to see that before i come home:D OIv asked a few english girls to try but they all say no bloody spoil sports :)
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    Car pulling to the left.

    im dressing to the left :D
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    Slow puncture

    whats the worst can happen you buy a tyre waoit till they open before you set off
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    im still here just about im gonna check for winkys let me tell you :)
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