12 Year Old Arrested..

[Tefal]

A bit of ethanol and that desk would have been good as new.

You fail at school graffiti then.

You need to pretty much carve it into the damn things to get it to stick

 

[I get around]

I once got detention for "unsportsman like conduct" after shoulder checking my PE teacher into touch while playing rugby during a lesson. It didn't help that I asked how he "liked them apples" at the time either though.

A mate of mine managed to get our PE teacher in the balls with a softball once, they had to carry him off the field on a stretcher, crying like a girl he was.
The mate didn't even get a telling off

And I damn near ****ed myself laughing.