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17:14....it's joke time.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DanTheMan, 13 Apr 2006.

  1. DanTheMan

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    Shamelessly stolen from another forum but I found it hilarious :p...

    One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin
    was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses.

    When the pastor finished the sermon, and everyone said their good-byes, the
    large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again.

    It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.

    Suddenly,one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter.

    Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Mister?"

    "I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a
    gynaecologist"...
     
  2. SexyBetty

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    You get a meh for that :p
     
  3. megzy

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    LMAO!!
    I love it!!
    LMAO
     
  4. Six6siX

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    Haha not heard that one before. Like it :D
     
  5. Naffa

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    a h e h a
     
  6. G18241

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    LOL

    got a giggle that one did
     
  7. SideWinder

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    Liking it, not loving. ;)
     
  8. Wyrdo

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    Didn't even get a 'Meh' from me.
     
  9. Ex-RoNiN

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    Struggled to get a smile out of me :/
     
  10. Sanzy

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    :/
     
  11. Yewen

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    Half smile, although had potential :(
     
  12. fatty1

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    :eek: :D
     
  13. daz.p

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    not bad :)
     
  14. Heofz

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    out of all the jokes i've read on this forum, that one was probably the least disappointing, nice one hehe ;)
     
  15. SeriousPigeon

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    Not bad
     
  16. PinkFloyd

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    Heard that one bfore, but it still makes me smile
     
  17. Pebbles

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    *sigh*
     
  18. Jotun

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    Too predictable. Seems like an adaptation of a Red Dwarf joke...


     
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  19. pyro

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    Proctologists for the winor.
     
  20. MR_Punk

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    haha!

    +44