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2 Shags is 2 inches!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by magick, 4 May 2006.

  1. magick

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  2. neoboy

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    Yeah let's get a serious debate here on the way :D
     
  3. Zefan

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    Saying that he is in fact a boomerang made of jelly is just as believable as these sorts of stories.

    Oh yeah, and this is definitely for GD.
     
  4. AJUK

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    LOL. :D
     
  5. magick

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    What's GD?
     
  6. magick

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    Nothing is serious about John Prescott. He's a fat useless muppet who holds a joke position in the government and does a pathetic job in doing it - anyone see how useless he was at PMQ's covering for Tony Blair? I remember once Mohammad Al-Fayad (Harrods Owner) saying he wouldn't even give him a job holding a door open because he'd probably **** it up.

    FULLY star your swearing.

    Otacon
     
  7. Mr Joshua

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    Quite, you have to wonder what sort of woman she is to be having an affair with him and then the gory details come out.

    Obviously some people have no shame.
     
  8. afraser2k

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    And yet he still gets laid more than your average geek. ;)
     
  9. cleanbluesky

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    Gay Disease, you get it by posting about dicks
     
  10. magick

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    You are right there, though I think his position in government might have something to do with that. Also I bet while his secretary was giving out she was able to run up a nice expenses account for her job without to many questions being asked. Still how do you feel about your tax money being used to pay inderectly for Prescotts flings? BTW you have to admit that secretary isn't to bad looking so good on him in that sense
     
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  11. Vonhelmet

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    There's more to sex than a big schlong.

    Never thought I'd say that in SC.
     
  12. KingOfAquitaine

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  13. VeNT

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    tbh, I give this thread about another 5 mins before someone realised that if it turns out he's NOT got a 2 inch, the forums COULD be sued for defamination of charicter (or summit).
     
  14. Mr Joshua

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    Doubtful since it must have been moved from SC by a moderator.
     
  15. LoadsaMoney

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    :p
     
  16. Nix

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    Why is the size of his penis any of our business? If the media should stop playing games and concentrate on the things that matter.
     
  17. gord

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    eh? It must be the heat making people mistype sentences today..
     
  18. cleanbluesky

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    Yes, but having a small one doesn't help
     
  19. LoadsaMoney

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    Played to the fellow, he's much better looking than me, he can pull the birds, all they seem to do when they see me is run away.


    *Tips hat to Prescott.
     
  20. Nix

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    I blame the lack of sleep :(