2 Shags is 2 inches!!!

Burnsy2023 · 4 May 2006 at 15:42

And the Sun think that they report 'news'.

Why is it any of our business what size he is? The guy's an idiot but lets not stoop this low.

Burnsy

Von Smallhausen · 4 May 2006 at 15:42

LoadsaMoney said:
Played to the fellow, he's much better looking than me, he can pull the birds, all they seem to do when they see me is run away.

*Tips hat to Prescott.

Is that due to his looks ? His debonnaire attitude ? His talent as an MP ? Or could it be he is the Deputy Prime Minister in a position of power ?

While not exactly Pierce Brosnan myself, I doubt a 67 year old weighing about 20 clem is reason enough to twang ladies knicker elastic.

pyro · 4 May 2006 at 15:42

He should whip it out in front of the cameras and prove them wrong.

cleanbluesky · 4 May 2006 at 15:43

Would you want to be governed by a man with a small manhood?

A man whose member is embarassing?

Otacon · 4 May 2006 at 15:45

Why, are you standing?

pyro · 4 May 2006 at 15:46

cleanbluesky said:
Would you want to be governed by a man with a small manhood?

A man whose member is embarassing?

YES! Because people with big schlongs don't need to achieve anything in their lifes, look at me, all these years at uni and no degree! If I had a small one I would have to be good at whatever I do to compensate for the size, but because I am so huge I can just browse ocuk all day!

Arcade Fire · 4 May 2006 at 15:46

vonhelmet said:
There's more to sex than a big schlong.

Haha, von has a little one.

*points and laughs*

Ahh, to be a child again...

Arcade Fire · 4 May 2006 at 15:47

Otacon said:
Why, are you standing?

Yes he is - and he's still only two inches!

Badum-tish.

cleanbluesky · 4 May 2006 at 15:47

Otacon said:
Why, are you standing?

Mr Otacon that was a cheap jab. Perhaps I should explain that I am more than twice the man Precott is. More than 4 times the man he is, in fact...

Rich_L · 4 May 2006 at 15:47

It's crazy really, why should any guy have to have a small schlong these days? Just open a hotmail account and you get bombarded with ways (some NATURAL!) to increase your size and pleasure the ladies better.

If he truly has a chipolata, it's his own fault for being a technophobe :rolleyes:

Nismo · 4 May 2006 at 15:47

I bet he still gets more action than some folk on here

cleanbluesky · 4 May 2006 at 15:47

pyro said:
YES! Because people with big schlongs don't need to achieve anything in their lifes, look at me, all these years at uni and no degree! If I had a small one I would have to be good at whatever I do to compensate for the size, but because I am so huge I can just browse ocuk all day!

Quoted for brilliance!

Otacon · 4 May 2006 at 15:48

Arcade Fire said:
Yes he is - and he's still only two inches!

cleanbluesky said:
Mr Otacon that was a cheap jab.

gord · 4 May 2006 at 15:48

pyro said:
YES! Because people with big schlongs don't need to achieve anything in their lifes, look at me, all these years at uni and no degree! If I had a small one I would have to be good at whatever I do to compensate for the size, but because I am so huge I can just browse ocuk all day!

I thought it was only me...

Von Smallhausen · 4 May 2006 at 15:48

Arcade Fire said:
Haha, von has a little one.

*points and laughs*

Ahh, to be a child again...

Erm, can you clarify the von in question please ?

Arcade Fire · 4 May 2006 at 15:49

Von Smallhausen said:
Erm, can you clarify the von in question please ?

Why, do you have something to hide?

Edit: Obligatory "No - no one can see it anyway!" response.

gord · 4 May 2006 at 15:50

Von Smallhausen said:
Erm, can you clarify the von in question please ?

You gonna disprove it if its you? eh?

Treefrog · 4 May 2006 at 15:51

cleanbluesky said:
Perhaps I should explain that I am more than twice the man Prescott is. More than 4 times the man he is, in fact...

You need a serious diet then!

Edit:
I forgot that it was a nudist beach when I walked to the shop. They tried to do me for indecent exposure.
But the case was dropped through lack of evidence

Von Smallhausen · 4 May 2006 at 15:54

I am really digging a hole for myself here .....

Ponder this scenario .... next meet.

Von. ' Everyone, can I have your attention please. To prove Von has nowt to hide just have a quick skeg at this will you ? '

* zip * * lob *

[ screeeaaaaams ]

Von, at police station. ' Hello Spie, can you lend me some bail money ? '

* click *

' Hello, hellooo ? '

gord · 4 May 2006 at 15:56

What i want to know is.. where did you get Spies' direct phone number from.. eh?.. EH?

ruddy German stalkers..

edit: what am i talking aboot Scandinavian..ignore