A funny thing happened to me yesterday

Samtheman1k · 15 Aug 2006 at 15:31

shifty_uk said:
Ahh, it sounds nothing like waspaway

Oh well, back to work...

Say it with a Chinese accent...

Gilly · 15 Aug 2006 at 15:36

I like it.

I forwarded it on.

I got abuse.

Tru · 15 Aug 2006 at 15:38

Result!

Wyrdo · 15 Aug 2006 at 15:39

Brilliant joke, thanks

Helium_Junkie · 15 Aug 2006 at 15:42

Just got some wierd looks from colleagues for bursting out laughing there

So wasn't expecting that

CChrisca · 15 Aug 2006 at 16:38

I'm ashamed to say I actually laughed

fatmas · 15 Aug 2006 at 16:40

There was a bit of laughing out loud at that one.
Nice

benjo plz. · 15 Aug 2006 at 16:46

penski said:
Tru *ACTUALLY* puts spare ribs in his jacket pockets...

*n

And you promote the use of mustard for non culinary purposes... you're both nuts

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Priapus · 15 Aug 2006 at 16:57

Hmm, got a giggle. Took three seconds to realise it was a joke.

DJammyRasta · 16 Aug 2006 at 10:29

meh the joke wasn't funny.. i liked the story though

G|mp · 16 Aug 2006 at 10:40

I made a little wee

MookJong · 16 Aug 2006 at 11:09

I was totally pulled in by the story thinking suerly he didn't really hide under the table...did he? Then bang....punchlined right in the face.

WillyNelson · 16 Aug 2006 at 11:22

Bad joke but very well told.

See also...
Customer:"This chicken is rubbery!"
Waiter: "Ah, thank you velly much!"

Tru · 16 Aug 2006 at 12:02

Nelson said:
Bad joke but very well told.

See also...
Customer:"This chicken is rubbery!"
Waiter: "Ah, thank you velly much!"

HA!

Brilliant! *files joke*

JohnnyG · 16 Aug 2006 at 12:38

Back to school...

Binman: 'Ello mate, where's your bin?'
Chinese man: 'I bin on horiday'
Binman: 'No, I mean where's your wheelie bin'
Chinese man: 'Yes, I wheelie bin on horiday'

benjo plz. · 16 Aug 2006 at 12:49

I thought it was something along the lines of wheely bin having a ****.

Gilly · 16 Aug 2006 at 13:14

Phnom_Penh said:
I thought it was something along the lines of wheely bin having a ****.

Aye, thats usually the last line of the joke when I've heard it.

Where's yer bin?
I bin upstairs
No, where's yer dustbin?
I JUST BIN UPSTAIRS!
NO, YOUR WHEELIE BIN!
OK, I wheelie bin 'avin' a ****

lokkers · 16 Aug 2006 at 18:47

Made me laugh

but I fear forwarding it on, as no-one understands my warped sense of humour

G-MAN2004 · 16 Aug 2006 at 20:22

Nelson said:
Bad joke but very well told.

See also...
Customer:"This chicken is rubbery!"
Waiter: "Ah, thank you velly much!"

I don't get it

Tru · 16 Aug 2006 at 20:25

G-MAN2004 said:
I don't get it

It's just a play on the commonly held conception that Asian or Chinese people transpose the sound for 'r' and 'l' when they speak English.