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A plea for funnies

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Pebbles, 2 Mar 2006.

  1. Pebbles

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    I'm having a bad day. In the grand scheme of things its not the worst day I could have, but so far it sucks. Very good friends OH has had a suspected stroke aged 39, other good friends involved in bad car crash last night, horse had mahoosive fight with another horse and has broken loads of fencing, not to mention the other horse, then broke me when I waded in to break them up. I have a hangover. And I have horrormones. :mad:

    So, feel free to make me laugh. Or insult me. I'm easy either way.


    Pretty please?
     
  2. Mr Man

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    What do you call a fly with no legs?







    A current :)
     
  3. LoadsaMoney

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    Your easy eh, whats your address. ;)

    :D
     
  4. G|mp

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    Did you here about the Dyslexic drunk?














    He choked on his own Vimto :)
     
  5. dymetrie

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  6. BrenOS

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    Now I know that's rubbish, yet I love it :D Now I know how women feel.
     
  7. Tru

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    [​IMG]
     
  8. G|mp

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    ^^ Thats a Gilly pad !!!
     
  9. Pebbles

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  10. dymetrie

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    That's why I waited for G|mp to post his joke before the linky...

    I'm not stupid me :p
     
  11. G|mp

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    But did it cheer you up a bit?
     
  12. Treefrog

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    Here's one for you:
    Hehe, I'm not that brave! :D
     
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  13. Gilly

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    Location: I'm back baby!

    :cool:
     
  14. BrightonBelle

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    Awww poor Pebs *hugs* :(

    Hope you are ok matey, erm... none of my jokes are suitable for on here ;) try to catch up with ya laters.

    BB x
     
  15. SexyBetty

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    Dammit, BB beat me to it :p

    I can email you some funnies if you want Pebbles? :)
     
  16. Pebbles

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    Yes please :) Use the trust email not the msn one :)
     
  17. Roberta

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    Warm and squashy?
     
  18. BrenOS

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    Logically, yes.