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After all these years documenting weddings, here's my advice to anyone thinking of getting married

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by mrk, 8 Jul 2019.

  1. mrk

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 86,209

    Location: South Coast

    On one hand, you get to wear a cool expensive ring.

    On the other, you don't.
  2. Scort


    Joined: 28 Feb 2006

    Posts: 4,040

    Location: No longer riding an Italian

    Oh dear :D :D
  3. adam cool dude


    Joined: 22 Oct 2002

    Posts: 9,326

    Location: Boston, Lincolnshire

    12 years together and no marriage yet. Most of my friends have been married and divorced like some kind of curse!

    Also you can still wear a cool and expensive ring without being married so joke is invalid :p
  4. Fireskull


    Joined: 31 Oct 2006

    Posts: 9,659

    Location: Eastleigh / Winchester

    Ban tbh
  5. Maccy


    Joined: 23 Nov 2004

    Posts: 37,018

    Location: Herts

  6. kiteloopy


    Joined: 13 Apr 2008

    Posts: 2,671

    Location: Notts / Reading

  7. Brizzles


    Joined: 16 Mar 2005

    Posts: 7,320

    Location: Clevedon , Bristol

    I was married, but that joke was far more painful
  8. Maccy


    Joined: 23 Nov 2004

    Posts: 37,018

    Location: Herts

    Can't be letting that go unpunished
  9. aardvark


    Joined: 2 Jan 2005

    Posts: 8,020

    Location: leeds

  10. Derek W


    Joined: 1 Oct 2008

    Posts: 11,450

    Location: Glebe Park

    Vote mrk name change to antijokes wife for that level of humour :p
  11. bartledvd


    Joined: 13 Jan 2012

    Posts: 671

    Location: n.wales Rhuddlan

    How does he get away with such awful behaviour on a family friendly forum .
  12. Brizzles


    Joined: 16 Mar 2005

    Posts: 7,320

    Location: Clevedon , Bristol

    3rd Chuckle Brother would be my vote, but perhaps too many characters - Maccy abuse your powers
  13. Thekwango


    Joined: 5 Feb 2009

    Posts: 11,865

    Location: Northern Ireland

    paging @antijoke, someone's trying to nick your crown!!
  14. LeeUK


    Joined: 1 Mar 2008

    Posts: 5,262

    By all means get married but I just see it as a waste of money if you splash out £1000s on a lavish wedding.

    Cheap registry office and an evening doo with a buffet in pub somewhere will do.
    Last edited: 8 Jul 2019
  15. NoobCannon


    Joined: 13 Jun 2011

    Posts: 5,182

    Vote name change to gucci belt
  16. Bickaxe


    Joined: 8 Nov 2013

    Posts: 8,284

    Location: Fareham

    Punishment should fit the crime.
    Remove his Man Of Honour award.
  17. Tee Hee Johnson


    Joined: 30 May 2007

    Posts: 4,300

    Location: Glasgow, Scotland

    Name change to jke?

    Im getting married next year actually, never thought I would be!
  18. Unisol Magic


    Joined: 24 Nov 2013

    Posts: 330


    We did registry office followed by a crazy long weekend in Ibiza

    Still going very strong. 18 years engaged and 12 years married
  19. azazl187

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 19 Jan 2010

    Posts: 2,472

    I've been married 5. Its hard going sometimes but I'll always do my very best by my wife and our kids.

    Hopefully that's enough for us to stay happy for many many years.
  20. CREATIVE!11


    Joined: 21 Apr 2007

    Posts: 6,501

    Getting married in 2019. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

    Also voteban for op cause this thread made me lose brain cells.... and I don't have many left as it is.