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Am I Strange ?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Von Smallhausen, 25 Feb 2006.

  1. Von Smallhausen

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    I am slightly full of lager as I write this, but prior to watching the lads play at St James' Park and beating Everton 2-0 ( Back of the net .... twice ), I went to the Pig & Whistle in the Bigg Market for a couple of pints and they have the strippers on.

    Here I am with a pint of lager, 2 topless lasses caressing each other and Supermac and Shearer's greatest goals on the plasma screen, heaven you may think.

    I was more drawn to Supermac and Shearer bangin' them in !

    Am I strange ?

    Discuss.
     
  2. Priestess

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    Sounds like a typical bloke to me :p ha ha
     
  3. loopstah

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    Football is always more important than topless ladies as you would be unable to fully appreciate the topless ladies while worried about the result of the match, which supermac and Shearer scoring would have resolved.
     
  4. cheets64

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    Depends if they are fit.
     
  5. Takhisis

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    I'd be more interested in the ladies
     
  6. asim

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    Your just drunk. If you were sober you'd go after the ladies :p
     
  7. Pebbles

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    Its your age.
     
  8. Jokester

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    You are very strange, but as for this particular predicament, it depends entirely if they were fit.

    Jokester
     
  9. PardonTheWait

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    That is a bit odd...

    I wouldn't have the same problem, but that's because I hate football.

    If there was MX on the telly I'd probably be in a similar predicament!
     
  10. Priestess

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    Would also depend on your ages, the older you are the less intrest you take in the ladies lol
     
  11. Matblack

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    I know you, I don't need the senario........


    You're weird


    But in a very very good way :)

    MB
     
  12. Von Smallhausen

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    Fitter than Miss Fit of 26 Fit Street, Fittsville, United States of Fitness.
     
  13. Inquisitor

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    :eek:

    Didn't know you swung that way :p
     
  14. Von Smallhausen

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    I reserve comment ! ;)
     
  15. cleanbluesky

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    Hahahaha, Plasma screen TV... classic.

    You could be scoring your own goals... *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

    Hahahah haha aha h aah ah ha ha ha ha *cough* *cough* not a repost but not quite fresh

    Seriously though, a plasma screen wont give you STDs. Do you know what STDs are out there and what they can do?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexually_transmitted_disease

    Note the "She may look clean but..." and it has two answers. "She may look clean but... she has AIDS" or "She may look clean but... she is a very, very dirty girl and will do things that there aren't even names for..."
    And yet you are watching goals on TV when you could be getting Hep B...

    I wonder what is wrong when a member of the free world decides, of his own free will, to choose goals over holes.
     
  16. Von Smallhausen

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    STD ? Thats a Subaru isn't it ?
     
  17. Pebbles

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    Makes a change! :p
     
  18. Melm0

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    Very strange.
     
  19. Whitewater

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    Watching Newcastle beat anyone 2-0 is a rare event, I can fully understand the distraction.
     
  20. Von Smallhausen

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    You heathen ! ;)

    * although there may be an element of truth there *