Another cheer me up thread

[Scuzi]

For some reason, I believe I actually have had the misfortune of staying in that. Where abouts in Ireland is it?

Foxford in Mayo, on Tam Roach's farm. My mates dad bought a caravan to stay in when we went down there to fish the Moy for Salmon and we met the guy that owns the land it's on in a bar one night. He gave us a lift back in the bucket of his tractor (visible in the pics), which was an experience since we were all gassed, him included, and he was driving at about 3 in the morning through rural Mayo with no lights on the tractor. We agreed that night that we could put the caravan on his land and it's been there ever since.

 

[William]

Foxford in Mayo, on Tam Roach's farm. My mates dad bought a caravan to stay in when we went down there to fish the Moy for Salmon and we met the guy that owns the land it's on in a bar one night. He gave us a lift back in the bucket of his tractor (visible in the pics), which was an experience since we were all gassed, him included, and he was driving at about 3 in the morning through rural Mayo with no lights on the tractor. We agreed that night that we could put the caravan on his land and it's been there ever since.

Fascinating. However, I havn't stayed in that one, its much classier, mine was up near Donnegal and it had a duck living in it.

 

[Kroegen]

 

[Matblack]

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"

MB

 

[dymetrie]

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"

MB

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my boiler doesn't work

 

[Scuzi]

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"

MB

Excuse the irony, but I don't get it

 

[megzy]

Thank god im not the only one!
I actually really dont get it

 

[Matblack]

Excuse the irony, but I don't get it

Really?

Does it help to know that Zip is a member of the Antipadean breathren

MB

 

[BillytheImpaler]

Excuse the irony, but I don't get it

I theorize that the man, sans brain, was rendered Australian.

EDIT: Beaten

 

[Scuzi]

**Click**


Thanks

 

[Zip]

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"

MB

Would be funnyer if i was english

 

[Matblack]

Would be funnyer if i was english

At this end its funnier becuase your not

MB

 

[Kroegen]

At this end its funnier becuase your not

MB

but its funnier cause your better off not










NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111