.......Just for a few weeks and I'll wash it and return it with interest... To cut a very long story short, this prize a..hole threatened to bring the boys round and sort me out. He was true to his word but they all backed off (for reasons unknown) and did some knitting or something..... Anyways, he said he would return and that 'it' wasn't over......
I dont have one but how about you lcok your doors, get an Air rifle and shoot at them from the top floor of your house/apartment(assuming its a 2 story building). Should be a good laugh Or get some security guards or bounces
Dont forget to Wee out the window on to them aswell And get some really gone off foods and throw it at them
If he comes back round, smack in the head with a hammer. See how big he thinks he is then. </kbw> Dude... go to the police.
I had access to one, I dont any more. Trust me when I say you probably dont want to wear one. They are huge, bulky and heavy and ugly as well. Heavy as in, 10+kgs heavy (the one I lifted was anyway). Surely there are better ways to sort this out than donning a stab vest and (likely) arming yourself too. Its easy to spot a stab vest a mile off, so when the cops do, you are gonna get some questions and your own knife will get found. Probably something that will spoil your day, that...
In fairness I don't really need to wear a stab vest as I am quite comfortable in guarding my own bit of space but when I'm totally w*****d it could come in handy, if for no other reason than to smack some eejit over the head with. On a side note, I know of vests that are like...well....vests, in that they are ultra thin. They will hurt like b*****Y if stabbed but knives won't penetrate.
Dude, if they come around again and do threaten you with a knife. Act then, ask questions later. The police know the situation and in my eyes anything you do is probably self-defence. I'm going to bed now anyway. nn
How about those chainmail vests that divers where so sharks cant eat them. You can get long sleeves and every thing. Knives cant penertrate those either and they might be lighter (i hope im not talking about the exact some thing)
They told me to keep the knife he had and hand it in to a police station tomorrow or if I was a fisherman, keep it!!!!!! I swear!!! Anyway, the wife is suggesting I go to bed.....
I could ask my brother about his police armour but it wont do much good because i am in australia! *shrugs* Good luck with the whole situation, hope it turns out for the best!
I'll be there myself in a month or so and I can't wait. This is the reason I want to borrow one rather than buy one.
I threw him out (In the most polite way) as he was annoying customers. Also, I should add that outside the pub he kept prodding me so after several polite warnings I broke his prodding finger!
