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Anyone have a stab vest I could borrow?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Gobbledegeek, 18 May 2006.

  1. Gobbledegeek

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 3 Aug 2004

    Posts: 1,612

    Location: Bendigo, Australia.

    .......Just for a few weeks and I'll wash it and return it with interest...

    To cut a very long story short, this prize a..hole threatened to bring the boys round and sort me out. He was true to his word but they all backed off (for reasons unknown) and did some knitting or something.....

    Anyways, he said he would return and that 'it' wasn't over......
     
  2. Zip

    Capodecina

    Joined: 26 Jun 2005

    Posts: 20,224

    Location: Australia

    I dont have one but how about you lcok your doors, get an Air rifle and shoot at them from the top floor of your house/apartment(assuming its a 2 story building).
    Should be a good laugh :D

    Or get some security guards or bounces
     
  3. Gobbledegeek

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 3 Aug 2004

    Posts: 1,612

    Location: Bendigo, Australia.

    I refuse to become a prisoner in my own home to such *******s but it really does sound like fun...:)
     
  4. Zip

    Capodecina

    Joined: 26 Jun 2005

    Posts: 20,224

    Location: Australia

    Dont forget to Wee out the window on to them aswell :D

    And get some really gone off foods and throw it at them :D
     
  5. Nix

    Capodecina

    Joined: 26 Dec 2005

    Posts: 19,841

    If he comes back round, smack in the head with a hammer. See how big he thinks he is then.

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    Dude... go to the police.
     
  6. Gobbledegeek

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 3 Aug 2004

    Posts: 1,612

    Location: Bendigo, Australia.

    Already spoken to the police.....need I say more?

    Peeing on them sounds cooool!
     
  7. DRZ

    Soldato

    Joined: 2 Jun 2003

    Posts: 6,837

    Location: In the top 1%

    I had access to one, I dont any more.

    Trust me when I say you probably dont want to wear one. They are huge, bulky and heavy and ugly as well. Heavy as in, 10+kgs heavy (the one I lifted was anyway).

    Surely there are better ways to sort this out than donning a stab vest and (likely) arming yourself too.

    Its easy to spot a stab vest a mile off, so when the cops do, you are gonna get some questions and your own knife will get found. Probably something that will spoil your day, that...
     
  8. Gobbledegeek

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 3 Aug 2004

    Posts: 1,612

    Location: Bendigo, Australia.

    In fairness I don't really need to wear a stab vest as I am quite comfortable in guarding my own bit of space but when I'm totally w*****d it could come in handy, if for no other reason than to smack some eejit over the head with. On a side note, I know of vests that are like...well....vests, in that they are ultra thin. They will hurt like b*****Y if stabbed but knives won't penetrate.
     
  9. Gobbledegeek

    Wise Guy

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    Location: Bendigo, Australia.

    ...but if someone has one I could borrow until my visa comes through...
     
  10. Nix

    Capodecina

    Joined: 26 Dec 2005

    Posts: 19,841

    Dude, if they come around again and do threaten you with a knife. Act then, ask questions later. The police know the situation and in my eyes anything you do is probably self-defence.

    I'm going to bed now anyway. nn
     
  11. Zip

    Capodecina

    Joined: 26 Jun 2005

    Posts: 20,224

    Location: Australia

    How about those chainmail vests that divers where so sharks cant eat them.
    You can get long sleeves and every thing.
    Knives cant penertrate those either and they might be lighter :)

    (i hope im not talking about the exact some thing)
     
  12. Gobbledegeek

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 3 Aug 2004

    Posts: 1,612

    Location: Bendigo, Australia.

    They told me to keep the knife he had and hand it in to a police station tomorrow or if I was a fisherman, keep it!!!!!!

    I swear!!!

    Anyway, the wife is suggesting I go to bed.....
     
  13. Sepheh

    Mobster

    Joined: 14 Jul 2003

    Posts: 2,812

    Location: Leeds

    I could ask my brother about his police armour but it wont do much good because i am in australia! *shrugs*

    Good luck with the whole situation, hope it turns out for the best!
     
  14. benneh

    Sgarrista

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    Location: Nr. brumijum

    Any clues about what you did wrong dude?.
     
  15. Gobbledegeek

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 3 Aug 2004

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    Location: Bendigo, Australia.

    I'll be there myself in a month or so and I can't wait. This is the reason I want to borrow one rather than buy one.
     
  16. Zip

    Capodecina

    Joined: 26 Jun 2005

    Posts: 20,224

    Location: Australia

    Your going to bendigo arnt you? :)
     
  17. Gobbledegeek

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 3 Aug 2004

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    Location: Bendigo, Australia.

    I threw him out (In the most polite way) as he was annoying customers. Also, I should add that outside the pub he kept prodding me so after several polite warnings I broke his prodding finger!
     
  18. Gobbledegeek

    Wise Guy

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    Location: Bendigo, Australia.

    Indeed! :) :)
     
  19. fatiain

    Sgarrista

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    That reminds me of the fairground scene from "The Darkman". Well played, I hate being poked too!
     
  20. Duke

    Man of Honour

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    Just get yourself the helmet and eyeshield from Knightmare & you'll be OK.

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