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I've got a full chainmaille hauberk that will prevent a knife getting through. Mind you, it weighs nearly 2 stone...
Anyone have a stab vest I could borrow?
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You run a pub? Well you must have some heavies that come in most nights, give them some free ber and nuts, then they are as good as yours.
Where abouts do you live? If you live close i could come and be a bouncer for beer payment. They wont come near you
Where abouts do you live? If you live close i could come and be a bouncer for beer payment. They wont come near you
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My Aunt has some full body armour and a helmet sitting in her hall at the moment. I'll ask if she can lend it to you until she goes to Afganistan it you want?
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Probably some kind of kevlar vest, Kevlar is very light, its like cotton, i have some kevlar gloves that are level 5 cut resistant and they are comfortable and light. The police wear them every day in places in Manchester and they dont look bulky or heavy.Dried Graze said:
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Why are they coming round to give you a hiding, anyway? What have you done?
Bucket of paint stripper above the front door, TBH
Bucket of paint stripper above the front door, TBH
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Duke said:Just get yourself the helmet and eyeshield from Knightmare & you'll be OK.
'You're by a house, there are 5 thugs outside. You have an apple'
'Go forward, forward, forward, left, stop...put your hand out with the hammer'
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Rather than just leaping in with both feet, read the entire thread straight away before posting.PinkPig said:
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Get yourself a mithril vest, light as a feather so I hear 
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Me too, but I want nuts and beer.Matt-Page said:Where abouts do you live? If you live close i could come and be a bouncer for beer payment. They wont come near you
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But hard to find in anything other than Hobbit sized...m0rte said:Get yourself a mithril vest, light as a feather so I hear
Matt-Page said:You run a pub? Well you must have some heavies that come in most nights, give them some free ber and nuts, then they are as good as yours.
Where abouts do you live? If you live close i could come and be a bouncer for beer payment. They wont come near you
That's very kind of you but I am only an occasional barman.
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As mentioned, I've done that but they're not really that interested tbh I suppose if I end up in the canal they might look into it.
geeza said:If he comes around next time with the boys and they swing bats at you just have one of these handy behind the door. Reach for it and shoot through eye
as that lad did a while ago when people came around with bats
You obviously watched Friday 13th last night...
Mate, A stab vest is not the way since that only protects your chest many pyschos about these days. The other day I heard someone got stabbed in the head with a screwdriver outside a Delanos in Bromley.
Plus to wear something like that you gotta be as big as a bouncer for it not too look strange
Plus to wear something like that you gotta be as big as a bouncer for it not too look strange
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JoeBoi said:Mate, A stab vest is not the way since that only protects your chest many pyschos about these days. The other day I heard someone got stabbed in the head with a screwdriver outside a Delanos in Bromley.
Plus to wear something like that you gotta be as big as a bouncer for it not too look strange
You can get convert stab vests, which just go on under a shirt and only weigh a couple of kg. Its not like a bloody OTV with ceramic plates each weighing in at 3.5kg
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