Anyone have a stab vest I could borrow?

Spacky · 18 May 2006 at 12:21

riddler said:
just freak out and smash a bottle...it works for me 5'5 havn't been knocked about since that incident!

*smash* COME ON THEN WHOS FIRST

never seen so many scared faces...worse than the tower of terror

Try that a public gig venue, with one of their bottles.

fatiain · 18 May 2006 at 12:25

Spacky said:
Try that a public gig venue, with one of their bottles.

Last one I went to had plastic bottles. :eek:

JoeBoi · 18 May 2006 at 12:27

Shotgun_ned said:
You can get convert stab vests, which just go on under a shirt and only weigh a couple of kg. Its not like a bloody OTV with ceramic plates each weighing in at 3.5kg .

How long? I don't see why any one would wanna wear a stab vest, Don't walk around scared. Can't let anyone ruin your life they probley won't be back to get ya mate just all talk no action.

MoNkeE · 18 May 2006 at 12:42

JoeBoi said:
How long? I don't see why any one would wanna wear a stab vest, Don't walk around scared. Can't let anyone ruin your life they probley won't be back to get ya mate just all talk no action.

A gambling man, eh? Glad you're not deciding for him!

-RaZ

geeza · 18 May 2006 at 13:10

Aod said:
Jesus! i'm not sure that the long, bewildered Arms of the law would take kindly to using a Harpoon Gun, even if you claim it was inself defence, you can still be prosecuted for purchasing and keeping with the intention to do harm.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/3813115.stm

...or maybe they will

Spacky · 18 May 2006 at 13:14

fatiain said:
Last one I went to had plastic bottles.

Exacto!

Plastic Heinkens with the top taken off as well

ElRazur · 18 May 2006 at 13:29

Dried Graze said:
.......Just for a few weeks and I'll wash it and return it with interest...

To cut a very long story short, this prize a..hole threatened to bring the boys round and sort me out. He was true to his word but they all backed off (for reasons unknown) and did some knitting or something.....

Anyways, he said he would return and that 'it' wasn't over......

Hallo at me. I can hook you up.

JoeBoi · 18 May 2006 at 13:31

MoNkeE said:
A gambling man, eh? Glad you're not deciding for him!

-RaZ

But its true mate I'm gonna 'ave to say really you cannot let these people win by making him stay in, Should enjoy life were not here very long.

ElRazur · 18 May 2006 at 13:32

m0rte said:
Get yourself a mithril vest, light as a feather so I hear

Only if he lives in Murdoc

Davey_Pitch · 18 May 2006 at 13:38

ElRazur said:
Only if he lives in Murdoc

You mean Mordor I assume?

fatiain · 18 May 2006 at 13:39

Spacky said:
Exacto!

Plastic Heinkens with the top taken off as well

Still managed to beat the guy to death with it though, just took a little longer. :eek:

Serves him right for looking at me.

ElRazur · 18 May 2006 at 13:39

Davey_Pitch said:
You mean Mordor I assume?

I think so, but what i heard on LOTR sounds like MuRdock (with emphasis or the R)

fatiain · 18 May 2006 at 13:41

Davey_Pitch said:
You mean Mordor I assume?

Nope

spirit · 18 May 2006 at 13:47

fatiain said:
Nope

LOL crazy guy he was.

I have no idea what you should do, if the law don't wanna help. Maybe get some of this covert armour, but itll prolly cost loads and make you look suspect.

Aspecto · 18 May 2006 at 14:46

Filled with water/bleach, quick squirt to the eyes then a kick to the face tbh

Zip · 18 May 2006 at 14:49

Aspecto said:
Filled with water/bleach, quick squirt to the eyes then a kick to the face tbh

Metholated spirits.
Hold a lighter just next the the exit and you will have your very own flame thrower

Ive made a flame thrower like that one of those spray bottles you fill up with water.
It reached atleast 10meters long flame pluss u can choose for a long flame or a big fire ball :cool:

Spacky · 18 May 2006 at 14:51

Zip said:
Metholated spirits.
Hold a lighter just next the the exit and you will have your very own flame thrower

Ive made a flame thrower like that one of those spray bottles you feel up with water.
It reached atleast 10meters long flame pluss u can choose for a long flame or a big fire ball

Kids, don't try this at home.

Also don't go feeling up spray bottles

Zip · 18 May 2006 at 15:08

Spacky said:
Kids, don't try this at home.

Also don't go feeling up spray bottles

You can change that quote now

FDamm my spelling is bad

Minstadave · 18 May 2006 at 16:00

geeza said:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/3813115.stm

...or maybe they will

Good effort, the little **** deserved it.