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Best celebrity/company comebacks

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by G-MAN2004, 23 Jul 2013.

  1. KautoStar

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    You may not believe it but I think Emanuel Adebayor had some unexpected good comebacks.
     
  2. atpbx

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    To be fair to Michael Owen, I did years of 60 hour weeks of heavy lifting and intense physical work, 15 years of martial arts and never picked up anything more than a few cuts and bruises.

    In 15 years of playing football I suffered from shin splints, ruptured my achillies tendon in my right foot, torn ligaments in both feet, dislocated my right shoulder, done both hamstrings on numerous occasions, suffered a concussion, dislocated my right index finger as well as burns and cuts.

    I imagine the millions of pounds he has softens the blow of some squaddie having a bitch at him.
     
  3. McBain

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    The Tyson one is indeed a classic, mainly because he's calling the chap a faggot, but then letting him know that he will :

    "Eat his 'bottom'" and "**** him till he loves him"

    Oh, and because anyone who knew anything about boxing knew Lewis was going to absolutely annihilate him.
     
  4. bsoltan

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  5. Doohickey

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    LOL. That's great :D
     
  6. McBain

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    That Michael Jordan one, hahah, bravo to Taco Bell.
     
  7. Theophany

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    Robert Downey Jr.

    Beats any Twitter faggotry, :/
     
  8. Edrof

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    More Piers Morgan drubbing, please.
     
  9. utajoker

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    Worthy thread!
     
  10. ince

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    Some good ones
     
  11. MooMoo444

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    some top lols here

    Is it offensive if I wish cancer on Piers Morgan? God that guy is such a ****. So far up his own backside he could check his own prostate.
     
  12. ubersonic

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    Please do, it actually worked with Jade Goody.
     
  13. antijoke

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    Pretty good.
     
  14. krooton

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    Kitkat/Oreo is class :D
     
  15. Trusty

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    It was only because she was hot i think...:p
     
  16. wingman

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    Dug a little deeper, she's only a 6.
     
  17. aumz

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    LMAO but you are a bad person lol
     
  18. Qdos

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    For Piers Morgan baiting, Rio Ferdinand and Michael Owen had it down to a fine art - the #tears4piers and #moobs battles were particularly satisfying :)
     
  19. Ciphon

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    Saw the Frankie Muniz the other day, made me chuckle, as have many of these.

    Have 5 stars :D
     
  20. Trusty

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    Waa? :eek:

    The girl was 6?

    I didn't look closely
     
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