Not as hot as moi.

 

Nor as hot as the crap inside poptarts.

 

....and its still cooler than the filling of a microwaved apple pie....

 

that picture in the article is so old.

 

Man, it's hot! How hot is it? It's so hot, I poured McDonalds coffee in my lap to cool off!

 

Genius

 

I put it in McD's coffee to cool the coffee.


[Edit]

:/

 

Psh, the temperature generated in the centre of a proper High-Five exceeds 12 billion kelvin.

Real men have tiny circular High-Five scars on the middle of their palms from this.

 

My mirrored aviators reflect the suns rays at 15 billion kelvins...

 

New wallpaper for moi (1.7Mb)

 

It does look rather awesome doesn't it?

*changes wallpaper

 

It doesnt look that hot to me, I bet you couldnt even get a decent tan from that.

 

Johnny Carson said it

 

Anyone else got a strong urge to poke at it with a fork?

 

Only if your toast drops down the back.

Otherwise, it's just fiddling.

 

What does it do apart from get really hot

 

hot plasma = conditions for nuclear fusion = big win for energy generation

 

= big loss for energy conservation

 

Energy conservation is only valid/required for non-renewable and/or damaging methods of generation.