Can you get sacked for farting

[swillsy]

Google shredders underpants they are pants that stop the smell.

I hold mine in all day or let one off in the toilet

 

[merlin]

Tip: Never ever TRY to fart.

Thank me later.

 

[[SKR]Phoenix]

Oh man, I was ok with this thread... slightly amusing, maybe a chuckle now and then.

Then that GIF turned up, I was in tears in seconds, the wife (who had gone to bed) came down and wanted to know what all the noise was about, and I got a telling off because I might wake the baby!

I swear, if I scroll back up to that GIF, I might well be sleeping in the shed!

***** Thread, Bravo for having the ass to post this!

 

[[SKR]Phoenix]

Tip: Never ever TRY to fart.

Thank me later.

Ahh, the old try and fart, end up with a shart!

I'm telling you now, not knowingly having diarrhea and attempting that is FAR worse! Cue wife coming down wondering why I've put the washing machine on at 2am...

 

[West]

Excellent.

Have some stars...

 

[Name]

The gif is too funny, I do this face at least once a day!

 

[smit101]

Just farted here at work, 1 long one and 2 shorter ones. Can't get sacked for it though, no witnesses.

 

[dunker]

Tip: Never ever TRY to fart.

Thank me later.

^
also becomes more of a gamble the older you get.

 

[Nevakonaza]

They cant do crap,Its like if you kept sneezing or coughing...normal bodily functions.

Unless your walking over to his desk,pointing your rear at him and letting it be free = IN HIS FACE.

I fart all the time,nobody gives a damn.

 

[kitch9]

Hey guys , I am working out hard and taking some supplements, these are causing me to fart quite a bit , there is no way I can make it out of the office before I fart... and I think my boss is getting angry about it . Can I be sacked for farting?

Edit: I wont change my supplements as I am over satisfied with the results... and I dont mean the farting..

Sounds like you are drinking cheap protein which is too high in lactose.... Do yourself and everyone around you a favour because lactose farts are the WORST by a massive long shot, but some good low lactose gear.

You'll get better results because your body can actually digest it, and you won't stink like a dozen sewage plants.

 

[Cosimo]

I hope no one heard that one........

 

[Edrof]

I hope no one heard that one........

Silent but violent?

 

[stufflol]

Gaspari Myofusion Probiotic is not cheap lol , its £50 per tub!

 

[GinG]

With great concentration?

Probably with a face resembling this too:

HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[Mr-White]

I had to sit behind someone who would guff all the time. It was disgusting!

I had someone sitting next to me like that, luckily he's recently moved departments and aleady someones threatening to report him lol

MW

 

[edscdk]

stick a pipe up your ass, attach a large bag to the other end and strap it to your head (to keep it out of hte way)... not only will you no longer need to waste time farting (they will jsut leak out in their own time) but oyu will not make any bad smells in the office...

job saved !

 

[SINDRONE]

Loling irl, awesome thread. Have you tried getting a desk fan to disperse the farts quickly? Or perhaps a can of air freshener, or do you think the combination would be worse than the fart on it's own? XD

 

[Housey]

Quite possibly the greatest thread in the history of the internet.

 

[stufflol]

well I cant imagine keeping a straight face after dropping one and then diving up and spraying airfreshner around my desk. This is how it plays out, I fart... my boss smells it... he looks at me with an angry face.. and I burst in to tears of laughter. he then says " its not funny" with a srs face...

 

[ElectroBlaster]

If you work in an office then make sure your desk is near a window, then hang your a.. out whilst you work LOL!

You could always make some sprout cakes, get everyone munchin on them and wait for the gas build up then that will cover your emissions for a while at least