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Can you get sacked for farting

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by stufflol, 17 Dec 2012.

  1. Stone22uk

    Hitman

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    Stuck at work bored... stumble across this, now happly giggling to my self lol :D Amazing thread, very entertaining
     
  2. Mr-White

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    What will you do if they do try a disciplinary ?

    MW
     
  3. [email protected]

    Caporegime

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    OP, if ever you're in need of a probiotic, you could try this :

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    Don't overdose on it though, or you'll have an even worse problem that before! :D
     
  4. benskia

    Hitman

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    Hey Swillsy!
    Happy Christmas.

    You better keep it this way too.
    Keep off of the sprouts over xmas!!

    See you in the new year.
     
  5. stufflol

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    Id best not use anything like that, im borderline flatulent as it is...
     
  6. Edward78

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    Do you work at the gas company, if so they should pay you extra for the extra product you make. :D If not http://www.beanogas.com/ hehe.
     
  7. {SAS}TB

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  8. Dave L

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    Those fart log-sheets!!! The guy has skills!!
     
  9. Edward78

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  10. pitchfork

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    It really depends on the context of the bottom burps, if you rip one in someones face then possibly, but you can't control natural bodily functions.
    Get an air freshener and crack a window.

    Or eat foods which will neutralise your farts.

    The only other thing I might suggest is a cork I'm afraid.
     
  11. RickST

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    Its a choice you have made rather than a medical condition so sure you can be fired, no different from someone doing something else that disrupts co-workers like only breathing through a kazoo....

    I hope you get fired.
     
  12. danielanthony

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    Try and ease them out silently so they can't pinpoint the origin...
     
  13. stufflol

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  14. Freeman

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  15. Dabbles

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    Walk them round the office so it isn't just near your seat....
     
  16. stufflol

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    Had thought about spreading them out abit but that might just offend more people rather than just the few close by ...
     
  17. Guru

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    Your butthole sucks in fresh air? :confused:
     
  18. Wizzkidy

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    rofl!