Stuck at work bored... stumble across this, now happly giggling to my self lol Amazing thread, very entertaining
OP, if ever you're in need of a probiotic, you could try this : Don't overdose on it though, or you'll have an even worse problem that before!
Hey Swillsy! Happy Christmas. You better keep it this way too. Keep off of the sprouts over xmas!! See you in the new year.
Do you work at the gas company, if so they should pay you extra for the extra product you make. If not http://www.beanogas.com/ hehe.
How the Americans deal with it : http://arbroath.blogspot.de/2012/12/worker-formally-reprimanded-for.html
It really depends on the context of the bottom burps, if you rip one in someones face then possibly, but you can't control natural bodily functions. Get an air freshener and crack a window. Or eat foods which will neutralise your farts. The only other thing I might suggest is a cork I'm afraid.
Its a choice you have made rather than a medical condition so sure you can be fired, no different from someone doing something else that disrupts co-workers like only breathing through a kazoo.... I hope you get fired.
Boss left a T3 mag with http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5076297_700b.jpg on my desk saying happy new year
Had thought about spreading them out abit but that might just offend more people rather than just the few close by ...