Ok, the missus's corsa is on its last legs (at last!) so its time for a replacement. The main requirements are... (not mine) The end of the car must end at the rear windscreen (so no boot at all) It must be very low insurance. It must be very fuel efficient. It must be cheap to maintain It mustn't be too old It mustn't be too high mileage Plus I'll add one. I mustn't feel a complete tit when I have to drive it. Cars I've suggested so far are a Xsara - has boot so no Almera - maybe, but a bit big. Rover 25 - Her favourite at the moment Colt - worried about age / value. What do you think of this.... after you've stopped laughing. The owners obviously a tasteless moron, but the engine looks immaculate. Obviously all the tat will be removed, including the turbo sticker and the wheels will be back to silver, but underneath it could be a decent motor? We're going to take a look at this tomorrow evening. I know everyone goes on about how crap rovers are, but my parents own one of these and I can't fault it for a cheap runaround. So, can you think of any other cars to look at.