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Charles and Camilla...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by basmic, 2 Mar 2006.

  1. basmic

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    As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing.

    She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side.

    When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's.

    As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off, my feet are killing me."

    The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigour, but it was stuck fast.

    "Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!" "I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back.

    "It's just so bloody tight!" "Come on! Give it all you've got!" There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SOOO good!"

    In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, "see, I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin."

    Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe.

    "Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the throne.

    At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy! Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

    Edit: Lousy formatting fixed.
     
    Last edited: 2 Mar 2006
  2. Duke

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    lmao
     
  3. Sic

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    lmfao. very good.
     
  4. Big Spender

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    ROFLMFAO!!! :D:D:D:D
     
  5. TinkerBell

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    HAHA!!! brilliant, brought a smile to my dull day:D
     
  6. djbenjo

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    Superb :D
     
  7. Clearcut

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    Best I've heard in a while :D
     
  8. dragonflyy

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    That was funny :D
     
  9. Mr Man

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    Excellent, bought a smile to my face :)
     
  10. sagramore

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    :D classic
     
  11. Phantom

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    heh! :D
     
  12. Mat

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    Meh. Theyre a ridiculous pair anyway.
     
  13. iv-tecman

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    LOL. Although she is a f* ugly cow... :p Made me laugh anyhow.
     
  14. thelankymatt

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    Bad mental image...

    Still, made me laugh :D
     
  15. Behemoth

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    lol I like it :)
     
  16. Street

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    that was quite good:) One of the better jokes I've read on here anyway :p
     
  17. Roberta

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    Excellent! Had a really rubbish day and that cheered me up no end!
     
  18. MossyUK

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    great joke
     
  19. Mad old tory

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    You, sir, have just made my ***** day quite a bit better :D