Chavette in a Paxo VTS thought she could 'ave me!

Oracle · 14 May 2006 at 22:09

Boost increased to 22psi, synergy TU4 which adds approx. 35bhp and inlet mods (inlet mods hadnt been done until recently)

The MG is also not a boat. It sits at least 3cm lower than a 75 and is on 18"s as opposed to 15"s! it has stiffer ARBs as well

Yes, round a track it probably couldnt out handle a saxo, but on the road, it sticks, and until you've driven one, I think you should reserve comment!

In addition, read my post probably, I said, that this particular driver (who was big timing it) had to break around a slight left hander which I managed to flow through at over 70mph and saw me attached to his rear bumper!

eidolon · 14 May 2006 at 22:10

Short version.

You overtook a girl in a Corsa who also had her mother and child in the car.

Well, dunno about everyone else but I'm impressed

Oracle · 14 May 2006 at 22:11

Mohinder said:
What a rubbish story.

You pulled away from some lights, and some woman shouted at you, probably because you thought you'd try and race a car with a baby in it.

:/

No, the point is (if you could be bothered to put you billy blue hat book down and read properly), is that she was trying to egg me to race.

She was the one (with a child on board) who gunned it from the lights in an attempt to hack me off. She succeded, so I whopped her ass!

Oracle · 14 May 2006 at 22:12

eidolon said:
Short version.

You overtook a girl in a Corsa who also had her mother and child in the car.

Well, dunno about everyone else but I'm impressed

Again. Well read! It was a saxo........ :rolleyes:

God, why is everyone so bloody THICK!

paradigm · 14 May 2006 at 22:12

Oracle said:
Boost increased to 22psi, synergy TU4 which adds approx. 35bhp and inlet mods (inlet mods hadnt been done until recently)

The MG is also not a boat. It sits at least 3cm lower than a 75 and is on 18"s as opposed to 15"s! it has stiffer ARBs as well

Yes, round a track it probably couldnt out handle a saxo, but on the road, it sticks, and until you've driven one, I think you should reserve comment!

In addition, read my post probably, I said, that this particular driver (who was big timing it) had to break around a slight left hander which I managed to flow through at over 70mph and saw me attached to his rear bumper!

Read your post properly? Write it properly and I might bother to re-read it. Your also now saying that it was a HE, not a she :confused:

EDIT: and "egging you on" WTF? she drove off from a set of lights. My god you do get wound up quickly don't you!

Your BS'ing somewhere in a vain attempt to not seem lame.

I also want to see RR figures of this supposed uber MGZT. We are having a nice gathering at powerstation on the 1st of July, why not come down

Oh, and you wouldn't outhandle one on the road either. Hell I dont think I could in my Cupra R, and my leon would certainly outhandle your boat.

NathanE · 14 May 2006 at 22:13

Oracle said:
No, the point is (if you could be bothered to put you billy blue hat book down and read properly), is that she was trying to egg me to race.

She was the one (with a child on board) who gunned it from the lights in an attempt to hack me off. She succeded, so I whopped her ass!

And there's not any possibility (judging from your other little snide comments about her and her mother's teeth) that you could have just "made that up" or exaggerated it? Sorry but (if this little story is true) you are a fool, a complete fool.

Admit it, your thread has backfired 100% and now you're struggling to pick up the pieces.

Oracle · 14 May 2006 at 22:14

Again, you're the one whos not read it properly....

The straight line was a girl

The one who though his saxo could handle was a bloke.....and I quote (quite simply for those who could do with resitting GCSE English apart from myself)

after early events with another wannabe 'big time' in a Saxo VTR

paradigm · 14 May 2006 at 22:15

Oracle said:
Yes, it was a dual carriage way, and i'm talking about french 1600s! lol

EDIT: I suppose it was one of those 'you had to be there' moments!

What's wrong with french 1600's? 100bhp from an 8v 1.6 is impressive, over 120BHP from a 16v 1.6 isn't to be snubbed at either!

paradigm · 14 May 2006 at 22:16

Oracle said:
Again, you're the one whos not read it properly....

The straight line was a girl

The one who though his saxo could handle was a bloke.....and I quote (quite simply for those who could do with resitting GCSE English apart from myself)

Write your posts in a coherent manner, and I MIGHT be able to read them. :rolleyes:

You're a fool as said, and a grade A one at that

Kamerad · 14 May 2006 at 22:17

Oracle said:
Again. Well read! It was a saxo........

God, why is everyone so bloody THICK!

Not as thick as you thinking we will be impressed by this story :/

vanpeebles · 14 May 2006 at 22:18

dear me, naff opening post, but equally naff is all the bitching after. wrong time of month paradigm?

Oracle · 14 May 2006 at 22:18

NathanE said:
And there's not any possibility (judging from your other little snide comments about her and her mother's teeth) that you could have just "made that up" or exaggerated it? Sorry but (if this little story is true) you are a fool, a complete fool.

Admit it, your thread has backfired 100% and now you're struggling to pick up the pieces.

Right, let me re-write it for those thickies amongst us!

I was following her on a dual carriageway, traffic on the inside lane had cleared, I would like to have passed her, but she didnt pull over, so I stayed behind her (in an attempt to get her to look in her mirror and see me in order to pull over!)

She didn't pull over, so at the next clear set of lights I came along side her on the inside. I had no intention of racing her, but the lights changed and she revved her engine high, and let it go as her mother (with one tooth) shouted somthing out of the window.

So, I put my foot down, and overtook her

The end!

Get over it! jeez!

GT3 · 14 May 2006 at 22:18

You're so cool :cool:

paradigm · 14 May 2006 at 22:18

vanpeebles said:
dear me, naff opening post, but equally naff is all the bitching after. wrong time of month paradigm?

No, just sick to death of the saxo bashing tbh.

Oracle said:
Right, let me re-write it for those thickies amongst us!

That would be yourself then? i.e needed two times to get it right?

TerryWogan · 14 May 2006 at 22:19

Chav or not, what the hell are you playing at encouraging someone with a baby in their car to play traffic light grand prix?

cymatty · 14 May 2006 at 22:20

Lol at this thread, GT3 have a look in my thread.

agw_01 · 14 May 2006 at 22:21

paradigm said:
No, just sick to death of the saxo bashing tbh.

LMAO. Now you know how the Rover owners feel

Oracle · 14 May 2006 at 22:22

I didnt encourage her! Have you read any of this or are you a newb!?

She was the one that went for it from the line!

Paradigm...I have no quarm with you my good man, but your sick of the Saxo bashing!??

There are plenty of people on here who are sick of the Rover bashing, but I'm not one of them! I have a car which I enjoy driving, far exceeds the comfort levels of any saxo, and gets me from A to B swifly and enjoyably with a nice BMW engine thrown in!!

cymatty · 14 May 2006 at 22:22

agw_01 said:
LMAO. Now you know how the Rover owners feel

They deserve it.

tom_e · 14 May 2006 at 22:23

Oracle said:
she revved her engine high

I do this sometimes when i dont quite get it right coming off the lights, would you race a learner