Caporegime
I tie my chest hair to an F-22 Raptor and stand to attention as it takes off.
Chest hair removal ( Warning this thread is not for Ultra Alpha men )
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Soldato
Blow on your thumb until they pop out
Soldato
Razor last time but absoloutely chronic razor burn, I'm a bit sick of my chest hair tbh my entire stomach and chest gets covered and it grows back like wildfire, considering waxing this time..
Soldato
Exfoliate, I know it's adding more gayness to what is already considered gay by many.
but the key to shaving your chest is to shave then exfoliate. Stops ingrowing hairs, And helps the skin in another way that i forget. but it hasnt let me down and my skin is horribly sensitive.
Soldato
Just curious if anyone here gets their chest hair removed ?
if you do, whats your prefered method ?
You were warned !
HAHAHAHAHAHA
...gay.
I myself like to shave Harald down stairs, as he can become cousin it if left to his own devices.
Large amounts of long pubic hair is RANK both look wise and for hygienic reasons!
I doubt anyone here likes an overgrown growler when muff diving!
Luckily I'm not very hairy naturally so only need to attack my nipples and pecs with a razor once every 3-4 days to keep them silky smooth
The vast majority of women if they are honest would much rather a nice smooth tanned washboard of a chest/stomach then a pale hairy gorilla!
People saying it's gay need to drag themselves out of the dark ages and grow up, nothing wrong with improving your appearance for your partner!
I doubt anyone here likes an overgrown growler when muff diving!
Luckily I'm not very hairy naturally so only need to attack my nipples and pecs with a razor once every 3-4 days to keep them silky smooth
The vast majority of women if they are honest would much rather a nice smooth tanned washboard of a chest/stomach then a pale hairy gorilla!
People saying it's gay need to drag themselves out of the dark ages and grow up, nothing wrong with improving your appearance for your partner!
Soldato
Scissor tool on my Leatherman charge.
Man of Honour
I'm not bothered about fashion, so I don't remove hair other than facial hair (which I remove for my own convenience).
Although for some reason the outside and rear of my calves became completely bald a few years ago. Might be my age - I've read that it can happen as a man gets older. Does anyone here know why?
If I was with someone who was bothered about it, I'd probably use a chemical hair remover. They smell bad, but they work. I've used them on my legs and balls before (the latter unintentionally - I stood with my legs together while the hair removal slime was working).
Don't be fooled by any scent claims on the packaging - they are fictional. They have a harsh chemical stench.
Although for some reason the outside and rear of my calves became completely bald a few years ago. Might be my age - I've read that it can happen as a man gets older. Does anyone here know why?
If I was with someone who was bothered about it, I'd probably use a chemical hair remover. They smell bad, but they work. I've used them on my legs and balls before (the latter unintentionally - I stood with my legs together while the hair removal slime was working).
Don't be fooled by any scent claims on the packaging - they are fictional. They have a harsh chemical stench.
Soldato
I think it might be as simple as the friction caused by walking in trousers thins out the hair over time. Someone feel free to correct but thats what i reckon anyway.
Soldato
If that was true then most of your body would be bald - especially the arms and legs. I too am a calf-baldy - and only at 24.
Must be all that Alpha Man-Rage wilting my folicals!
Must be all that Alpha Man-Rage wilting my folicals!
Soldato
Bah, that's nothing, my nipples are like 2 small wigs perched on my chest.Why not be like me....pretty sure I have about..*counts* 5 nipple hairs on each nipple
If you're thinking what I think you're thinking, it won't work there, the hairs are too thick.Where do you veet then?
Soldato
I just bite them out if they grow too long.
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use clippers
Man of Honour
Why? It's normal. Men should be hairy. Young people today are so obsessed with cover models on tv, and all the "baywatch" look. It's not natural. Just embrace it!
They don't know what it is to be male!
Soldato
I have been known to rip chunks out with my bare hands, results may vary.
Actually I am smooth as a baby's bum on my chest and back. With just one of these pubescant snail trails
Actually I am smooth as a baby's bum on my chest and back. With just one of these pubescant snail trails
Be careful with Veet. A mate of mine put some on his balls at the request of his girlfriend......he said the intense burning lasted a couple of days, literally couldnt touch them because of the burning pain.
EDIT - when I say mate I really mean it, it wasnt me!
EDIT - when I say mate I really mean it, it wasnt me!
Soldato
haha this thread gave me a giggle
I used to do this chest hair removal business. but never all off, id feel like a lil boy!
just a trim!.. but recently, cos its winter i let the beat grow.. and my missus loves the hair!
I used to do this chest hair removal business. but never all off, id feel like a lil boy!
just a trim!.. but recently, cos its winter i let the beat grow.. and my missus loves the hair!