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AndyBorzi said:
Are there any upgrades or patches available to ensure Lesb 3.1 no longer boots?

Sadly there is nothing I am aware of. I read recently that "Lesb 3.1" has a new sophisticated anti-piracy system and to date the application has consumed every "crack" that has been thrown at it.
 
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AndyBorzi said:
Are there any upgrades or patches available to ensure Lesb 3.1 no longer boots?

Sory to interject GoryR but...

You could try installing LesbPronPedia 2006 to help you understand the problems that 'My Wife 1.0' is having with Lesb 3.1.

Other that that I think you'd probably have to reset the firmware on 'My Wife 1.0' to factory settings and hope that Lesb 3.1 doesn't interfere again.
 
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Use fulfillfantasy 1.0. when lesb 3.1 is in bedroom activate lesb 3.2 and also activate husband 2.0 but in a stripped mode and commence the programs to run greattimeonbed 1.0, they all maybe compatable as there is a bit of everything so everyone is happy. I am not responsible for any hardware damage during this as it is an idea.
 
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Mr_L said:
Sory to interject GoryR but...

You could try installing LesbPronPedia 2006 to help you understand the problems that 'My Wife 1.0' is having with Lesb 3.1.

Other that that I think you'd probably have to reset the firmware on 'My Wife 1.0' to factory settings and hope that Lesb 3.1 doesn't interfere again.

Ahh an interesting approach. Although be warned that prolonged usage of "LesbPronPedia 2006" has been know to increase the size of ones BIOS (Basic input output system) and in some cases cause the whole thing to blow.
 
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You have misunderstood...

Wife 1.0 has dual operating system. She currently boots into Hetro but occasionally reads Lesbo 3.1! (In normal english, she bats for both sides, currently my side! )
 
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AndyBorzi said:
You have misunderstood...

Wife 1.0 has dual operating system. She currently boots into Hetro but occasionally reads Lesbo 3.1! (In normal english, she bats for both sides, currently my side! )
Then why are you seeking technical support?

I suggest you uninstall JammyGit 1.0 and try installing LesbVoyeur 6.9.
 
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Its called a small program called InferiorityComplex MAX, installed on my initial boot.

I am concerned that if Lesbo3.1 is switched to Read/Write/Execute permissions and was allowed to boot first then I maybe deleted.
 
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AndyBorzi said:
You have misunderstood...

Wife 1.0 has dual operating system. She currently boots into Hetro but occasionally reads Lesbo 3.1! (In normal english, she bats for both sides, currently my side! )

Oh in that case the first thing I would suggest is booting in to 'Safe Mode' and cleaning your system, making sure it is free from all cracks. 'Lesb 3.1' has a habit of searching out any such software, don't let it find any! Once this is complete proceed with your large hard disk installation and overwhelm 'Wife 1.0' with the size of it's gigabytes. That should get your system back on the straight and narrow.

Beware however that once 'Wife 1.0' has access to such a large hard drive it may reject any further attempts to install a USB stick in to it's rear port. If you find this to be the case then I would recommend you call out a technician such as myself who would be more than happy to defrag 'Wife 1.0' for you free of charge. Trust me, there's nothing a good 'defragging' can't solve.
 
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Cheers Gordy, but I think I can manage a defrag!

Plus once my hard drive has been upgraded (visit to OcUK Hardware Forum coming up!), I don't think Lesbo 3.1 will get a look in!

One advantage of a dual o/s is that we both check out the same women! :D
 
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LIFE FAQ

Warning No.1

Do NOT use your own third party repair utilities on your wife1.0, there are specialised programs such as surgeon06, which have up to date repair abilities in comparison to your own crude methods. YOU COULD CAUSE SERIOUS DAMAGE IF YOU DO NOT USE AN OFFICIAL PROGRAM.

In case of emergency use code 999 to activate the transport bus known as ambulanceXp. This high speed interface will transport wife1.0 to the necessary location for repair. Using your own transport bus could prove inefficient and cause further damage. If wife1.0 can still communicate in transit beware of transport system ridicule such as; "the speed limit".
 
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GordyR said:
Upon infection you will be given a 9 month grace period in which the issues can be remedied by installing "Abortion 2006".
The full retail version is pretty expensive, though, if I remember correctly. It might be better to download some freeware, giving you the same basic functionality, albeit at a higher risk. I've heard some good things about CoatHanger 2.1 and CarAerial 1.6.

(Ouch... a little bad taste never hurt anyone though, right?!)
 
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Despite having installed 'wife version 1.069' for nearly four years and several reinstalls of 'Cleanhouse 2002/3/4/5/6' and an upgrade to LovingCare2006 Delux Version, I cannot get ironing 1.0 to work. I even tried downgrading to 'ironing 98 basic' to no avail. However Disk Servicing Agent 24.7 has never failed and refreshes daily.

After tedious analysis and attempts at re-coding, It appears wife 1.069 is totally incompatable with ironing 1.0. Installation of additional features such as newcar 6.1, newbag 1.3, newshoes 1.4 seems to emulate ironing 1.0 for a limited license period of 10 days. unfortunately this downgrades wife 1.069' to wife 1.0 and disk servicing agent to v0.1. On the plus side, this does reduce the risk of newsoftware developing in the wife 1.0 system.

Ironing 1.0 has been re-routed to an external network operating Mother 1.0. After programming 'ignoranceisbliss 1.0 beta' in wife 1.069 all conflicts and runtime errors have been resolved.
 
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Arcade Fire said:
The full retail version is pretty expensive, though, if I remember correctly. It might be better to download some freeware, giving you the same basic functionality, albeit at a higher risk. I've heard some good things about CoatHanger 2.1 and CarAerial 1.6.

(Ouch... a little bad taste never hurt anyone though, right?!)

Lmao ouch indeed dude! I can see 'Wife 1.0' initiating a "Format C:" command after that! :p
 
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