Delivery man inside the house...

robfosters · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:01

I would be quite grateful if that happened to me tbh.

I hate missing parcels and have nothing to hide in my hallway. A bit of trust in this world won't do anyone any harm.

antijoke · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:02

Amazon prime instant, he spawned from your TV and let himself out on his way back to the depot.

Egon · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:03

Parcel left inside my door when the postman delivery the letter post.

Awesome!

antijoke · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:04

Egon said:
Parcel left inside my door when the postman delivery the letter post.

Awesome!

That delivery thing will never get old.

Tuppy_Glossop · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:07

Wait 'til drone delivery kicks off...

arknor · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:07

better than the bin shed.

It's not like he tried to rob you, he just ensured you got your parcel.

if you were in the shower or something you might be glad he did it.
it's not like he's creeping around your house

Chris [BEANS] · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:11

anticonscience said:
Amazon prime instant, he spawned from your TV and let himself out on his way back to the depot.

Mr Badger · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:16

wndsr said:
I thought about it, but like I said I couldn't catch up with him.

That's quite understandable - it is pretty hard to run properly in one of those gimp suits.

Vanquish-Storm · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:17

robfosters said:
I would be quite grateful if that happened to me tbh.

I hate missing parcels and have nothing to hide in my hallway. A bit of trust in this world won't do anyone any harm.

But the delivery guy helped himself to a brew and a few biccies from the secret stash!

cheesyboy · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:18

redeye_uk said:
Never thought i'd say it, but I like cheesyboys posts. You're a witty guy, you do stand up?

I'm going to ignore an overwhelming fear that this is sarcasm and simply thank you for the encouragement.

I don't do stand up, I simply recycle the same 3 gags over and over. It's pure fate that one of them is to do with delivery men entering your house.

LOAM · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:20

Smash your own head about with a vase and say he broke in and gave you a good shoeing.

robfosters · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:20

Vanquish-Storm said:
But the delivery guy helped himself to a brew and a few biccies from the secret stash!

That still wouldn't bother me. I'm amazingly easy going.

spookywillow · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:20

You know.....After seeing some youtube clips of delivery drivers I'd be glad he put it on the floor inside your house

K1LLSW1TCH · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:24

Should've removed the door and built walls around him as he tried to leave, or put him in the swimming pool and removed the ladder. Schoolboy error.

Gogl · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:27

This is a ******* disgrace, leaving a parcel more safely behind an open door than out on the doorstep, I'd be outraged.

Vanquish-Storm · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:30

robfosters said:
That still wouldn't bother me. I'm amazingly easy going.

I am on my way... get the kettle on sir and preheat your slippers for me

FoxEye · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:31

I wonder if he'd be insured if he injured himself inside your property, or if you had a big dog and he got bitten, etc, etc.

Seems like he's going above and beyond, but also seems a tad risky from his POV.

Orionaut · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:38

wndsr said:
I ordered something with Amazon yesterday for delivery today and it was due for delivery with 'Amazon Logistics'. This afternoon I heard the door bell and started walking downstairs only to find a bloke walking out the house and closing the door behind him with my parcel on the floor in the hall.

Before I could catch up with him he was in his van and off. I've already had the "why didn't you have the front door locked?" lecture but I'm just wondering if anybody has had this happen before and is it worth me saying something to Amazon?

I've never experienced it before and was very surprised to be honest...

I feel your pain! :eek:

I barely tolerate friends in my house, and even then only one at a time! (Yes, I know! I am a bit of a misanthrope!

)

A total stranger, uninvited, would be utterly intolerable! :mad:

It has never happened, (Thankfully) but I reckon if I found a stranger wandering around my gaff I'd just go for them! :eek:

(As it is, I haven't had a meter reader in the house for 15 years! I tell them what the number is and the look in my eye is enough to let them know better than to press the point!

(Since I am a "high user" I guess they aren't that bothered

))

cheesyboy · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:40

Orionaut said:
I feel your pain!

I barely tolerate friends in my house, and even then only one at a time! (Yes, I know! I am a bit of a misanthrope! )

A total stranger, uninvited, would be utterly intolerable!

It has never happened, (Thankfully) but I reckon if I found a stranger wandering around my gaff I'd just go for them!

(As it is, I haven't had a meter reader in the house for 15 years! I tell them what the number is and the look in my eye is enough to let them know better than to press the point! (Since I am a "high user" I guess they aren't that bothered ))

You don't want them to see your collection of Living Dolls?

Jonny2284 · 1 Apr 2014 at 23:41

Quite surprised by the amount of people taking the stance that the delivery man is sound for doing this.

I know my neighbour had an incident with a postie a couple of years back when he decided not to the ring the doorbell instead just opening the door to shovel parcels through managed to let their then 5 month old puppy out in the process.