Soldato
It's where suddenly everything about me and my surroundings feels heavier and thicker. Your lip feels an inch thick if you bite it, and your fingers feel like the size and squishiness of sausages. But if you sit up or switch a light on, everything is normal again.
Anyone else? It can't just be me.
I sort of get that, although its not quite the same and almost impossible to even describe. If I push the ends of my finger and thumb together, the feel like they are absolutely massive and hard, like two huge rounded metal or wooden objects pushing against each other. That's about as good as I can describe it!
I also used to get the 'objects looking further away than they' are thing as a child, which was sort of exaggerated by the fact that I was in a small bedroom.