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Does anyone else want to hit people that say the following?.......

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Alfie, 12 Oct 2009.

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  1. Alfie

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    .....When referring to an attractive woman:

    *I'd smash that
    *I'd split her in half
    *I'd ruin her

    etc etc.

    Surely these things are only said by virgins with a penis built on a 45nm process?

    I find it really offensive and i'm not even a woman. Whatever happend to being a nice bloke?
     
  2. Sawell

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    I'd smash her pasty
     
  3. shifty_uk

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  4. Mikoyan

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    I think alot of people say those things on ocuk..so maybe you will be getting punched :p

    The new one is smash her pasty :eek:
     
  5. Red and White

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    :confused:
     
  6. Mikoyan

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    very small :p
     
  7. Prophet

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    You should hear what some of the women in my office say about men! All of those above are tame in comparrison.
     
  8. Le_Petit_Lapin

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    No. They're just using it for emphasis.
     
  9. Tefal

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    Efficient and able to perform brilliantly?
     
  10. The Dread Pirate

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    On OcUK it's all just light hearted banter however In the big scary world out there If i heard a randomer say it concerning one of my mates and they took offense I'd definitly step in to defend their honor!
     
  11. antijoke

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    You should just go out and get laid. :p
     
  12. Sawell

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    I'd wrangle his member
     
  13. Tefal

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    Details, now....
     
  14. mac1st3

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    I say these things jokingly, same as pasty smashin and tossing her salad :D
     
  15. derkaderka

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    Tell me more

    Some quotes please

    Inquiring minds must know
     
  16. Hotwired

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    Old women at work. Seriously, nothing they won't talk about. NOTHING.
     
  17. mac1st3

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    are they smashable? cause if so I'd love to work there ;D
     
  18. meghatronic

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    Well you wouldn't use it to the woman would you. (although some would like it).

    OP you fail at being a man. Kindly return your penis to the guard.
     
  19. Marky

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    They all grew vaginas and the world was a better place...
     
  20. fonzee

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    not really ;)

    said for years down ere.
     
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