OP you fail at being a man. Kindly return your penis to the guard.
I will do when you let go of it.
OP you fail at being a man. Kindly return your penis to the guard.
not really
said for years down ere.
But it's sooooo small. Kind of like a buttonI will do when you let go of it.
"I'd put my susage neatly on the side and let her relish it"
"She can harvest my corn on the cob any time"
"She'd get a phone call, a date, a few drinks and then a dissapointing night and awkward morning any time"
"She can boarderline within my half-the-age-plus-seven rule any day of the week"
Originally said by John McEnroe
You cannot be serious?
I heard "I'd plow her farm!" the other day. Couldn't stop laughing.
I do actually say 'I'd smash her pasty' in real life now. Quite a few of my friends have started using it too.
It's funny to be honest. We've always come up with stupid terms like that.
"I'd put my susage neatly on the side and let her relish it"
"She can harvest my corn on the cob any time"
"She'd get a phone call, a date, a few drinks and then a dissapointing night and awkward morning any time"
"She can boarderline within my half-the-age-plus-seven rule any day of the week"
I'd smash her pasty
Actually, you have a point.Yeah, I like all that stuff. I only dislike it when people are referring to women I know. I'm still one of the lads i promise
You cannot be serious
Details, now....
Tell me more
Some quotes please
Inquiring minds must know
are they smashable? cause if so I'd love to work there ;D
As soon as another 'saying' is mentioned I'll post it
However, it's not really saying as such is just the descriptions of what they'd do, in detail!
Not in the slightest
Make the bed? Wash the dishes? Scrub the floor?However, it's not really saying as such is just the descriptions of what they'd do, in detail!
penis built on a 45nm process
Make the bed? Wash the dishes? Scrub the floor?
On OcUK it's all just light hearted banter however In the big scary world out there If i heard a randomer say it concerning one of my mates and they took offense I'd definitly step in to defend their honor!
Make the bed? Wash the dishes? Scrub the floor?