Does anyone else want to hit people that say the following?.......

Mr^B · 12 Oct 2009 at 20:36

I say such things and I'm married with 3 kids.

Guess that's your theory up in flames, sorry.

Vonhelmet · 12 Oct 2009 at 20:36

A friend of mine once told me a story of a friend of his at uni saying "Bonjour birds" to some tasty ladies who were walking past his window. To this day, any time I see someone fit, I say "Bonjour" under my breath.

jp_bl_68 · 12 Oct 2009 at 20:37

What about "I'd **** her till her legs fell off"?

knip · 12 Oct 2009 at 20:37

"When im done with him, he wont walk right for a week!"

[FnG]magnolia · 12 Oct 2009 at 20:43

some other OCUK'er said:
I'd leave her looking like a plasterer's radio

RobPot · 12 Oct 2009 at 20:44

'I'd buy that for a dollar'.

Or maybe more likely 'I'd rather stick my knob in a blender'

ElvisFan · 12 Oct 2009 at 20:44

Personally I prefer to blow their spines out.

secretspy · 12 Oct 2009 at 20:45

mac1st3 said:
thank you for making me choke on my cookies with laughter

i don't get it?? :confused:

why would that make you laugh?!

Orange Peel - Eugh even I wouldn't be that crude :eek:

I normally just say things like
"phwoooooarrrrr"
"oooh yeah"
"I definitely would"
"grrrrrrrrrrrr"
"hubba hubba"
"he can take my fingerprints any day" (referrring to Nick from CSI)
"he can bite me any day" (referring to Edward Cullen from Twilight)

(behind their backs of course

)

but nothing like that!!

Although there are certain things I say to a male friend of mine that I wouldn't repeat to others. We tell each other pretty much everything...(he asks for details, surprisingly

) He can be very crude at times but he gets away with it because i know he's just joshing

mac1st3 · 12 Oct 2009 at 20:47

RobPot said:
'I'd buy that for a dollar'.

Or maybe more likely 'I'd rather stick my knob in a blender'

haha I love Robocop

Retromatic · 12 Oct 2009 at 20:47

I'd chuck one up her dunger/margo fritter

jp_bl_68 · 12 Oct 2009 at 20:49

I'd throw a **** into her

RobPot · 12 Oct 2009 at 20:49

Quite popular seems to be 'I'd smash her back doors in' - dunno what that's about. :confused:

ElvisFan · 12 Oct 2009 at 20:51

vonhelmet said:
I prefer going down anyway. I'll have to come up with some hideous phrase based on that.

My mate once said, "What I wouldn't give for one lick of her fanny...."

Johnny Girth · 12 Oct 2009 at 20:51

RobPot said:
Quite popular seems to be 'I'd smash her back doors in' - dunno what that's about.

Aw bless.

RobPot · 12 Oct 2009 at 20:56

Johnny Girth said:
Aw bless.

And ffs - Johnny 'Girth' - what's that about?!

J1234 · 12 Oct 2009 at 20:57

Nah, I find it funny.

-BA- · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:00

Clearly the OP is living life far too seriously and should get out there and get his Brown Wings from ploughing the bottom field

If you don't like going for the tight brown and prefer to go for the easy pink then it's time to grind her gears

dangerstat · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:00

Lets go retro! and / or nothern

I'd put mu tu'pence in her slot.

Kearney_1988 · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:02

Robbie G said:
You have obviously never been to a pub with your mates.

Or, you are a gaymo.

This, the amount of times i heard phrases like this down the pub i couldnt count. Its not as if anyone walks up to women and says these things its just a comical way to put

'my word man, i find her mighty attractive and wouldnt mind courting her'

Skidder · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:04

I like crude but the pasty thing is dull.