I have acquired 72 eggs from work last night. I only just woke up because I got home at 6am. The eggs expire today! I need some multiple egg recipes! This is about quantity not quality! I only have less than 10 hours! Thats about an egg every 10 minutes! I also have 3 boxes (18 bottles) of open wine so I presume they'll go bad today as well. Better get started.