Ever hit the person you're sleeping next to in a dream?

kitten_caboodle · 16 May 2006 at 11:50

Spawn said:
Hmmm cant say ive hit anyone in bed, although a few times i felt like whacking my ex wife right in the eyeballs for good measure but sadly i was awake

Saying that though my gf ended up on top of me during one night...god knows how she ended up lying on top of me. All i know is that i felt like someone was pushing really hard on my chest and when i opened up my eyes, i found my little woman lying on top of me...so i gently woke her up and she was kinda embarrassed as she was having a naughty dream about me and somehow ended up on top of me. Cant remember if she was grinding up against me as it felt like i was being slowly suffocated lol.

lmao, fantastic!

Wossi · 16 May 2006 at 11:54

I used to regularly hit my ex while asleep. In my defence I'm used to having a double bed all to myself and I move around a lot in my sleep. Was even worse when I was round her student halls, 3 people in a single bed is not good

Norbert666 · 16 May 2006 at 11:55

No, but I dreamt the cupboards were falling down and were going to land on our heads.

I jumped up, grabbed Sharon by the feet (while she was fast asleep) and pulled her clean out of the bed, feet first!

She wasn't too pleased

iCraig · 16 May 2006 at 11:57

Norbert666 said:
No, but I dreamt the cupboards were falling down and were going to land on our heads.

I jumped up, grabbed Sharon by the feet (while she was fast asleep) and pulled her clean out of the bed, feet first!

She wasn't too pleased

ahahaha

Saytan · 16 May 2006 at 11:59

apparently, i once shoved my ex clean out of bed while yelling **** off repeatedly.

basmic · 16 May 2006 at 12:00

Norbert666 said:
No, but I dreamt the cupboards were falling down and were going to land on our heads.

I jumped up, grabbed Sharon by the feet (while she was fast asleep) and pulled her clean out of the bed, feet first!

She wasn't too pleased

Quality!

Should have pulled her up to your crotch and shouted "WHO WANTS SOOMMMEEE?"

lemonkettaz · 16 May 2006 at 12:02

no...

but.. something weird happened to me in my dream.

in my dream i had to work out how much ig of got paid at £8.35 an hour working for 45hours a week... (was looking for part time jobs in my dream because i hate my current part time job)

anyways.. the actual answer is £375.

in my dream it came up onm the calculator as £373.

ive also dreamt that the time was 5:30 and then woke up at around 5:30... how weird is that.. i find it weird.

anyways, to original post.. no.
EDIT: i know 45 hours isnt part time... that bit was a tad strange

lordrobs · 16 May 2006 at 12:03

I once dreamt that my gf was some kind of robot or something and that she had a button on her back which I pushed, really quite hard, and I woke up to my gf asking why I was punching her in the spine

leaskovski · 16 May 2006 at 12:05

No because i am 27 and still single. bohohohoho

Poolybit · 16 May 2006 at 12:07

My girlfriend has head locked me in her sleep before...and muttered a fair few profanities towards me...

Do you think shes trying to tell me something?

basmic · 16 May 2006 at 12:09

I think I can answer the clock part for you, lemonkettaz.

I read that while the human sleeps, they quickly open their eyes every so often. Maybe you looked a clock.

Vonhelmet · 16 May 2006 at 12:09

I thrash about a bit in bed sometimes. The wife hits me to make me stop.

In other news, last night I was busy "hitting" Reese Witherspoon in a dream when I woke up.

GuruJockStrap · 16 May 2006 at 12:10

Can't remember the dream exactly but I was fast asleep lying on my back and my girlfriend was sitting up in bed reading a book.

Suddenly my arm went flying towards her general direction and hit her in the right boob.

It was her time of the month, they were a bit sore and she wasn't impressed.

She does this weird thing that makes me howl every time I see it.

She sleeps on her back and her arms are pointing up in the air with her fingers near her face. She'll maintain this position for ages!

MarkyMark · 16 May 2006 at 12:12

Apparently I elbowed the ex. a few times

Oh and I can remember this one night she woke me up two times moaning in pain and holding her head because i'd twiched in my sleep and headbutted her both times

Don't know if i've ever been hit in my sleep or not though. I sleep like a stone post once i'm out

Zip · 16 May 2006 at 12:13

I kicked a whole in my wall once :eek:

Rich_L · 16 May 2006 at 12:13

Haha! Yeah I have! After engaging in nocturnal activities with a certain barmaid from Walkabout in Bournemouth, upon waking she told me that in the middle of the night I'd smacked her in the nose with my forearm when I flung my arm across the bed

Oops

Still, she sent me a pair of knickers with her phone number in the post afterwards so couldn't have put her off too much

Yas786 · 16 May 2006 at 12:15

Rich_L said:
Still, she sent me a pair of knickers with her phone number in the post afterwards so couldn't have put her off too much

Smooth very smooth

Exentia · 16 May 2006 at 12:18

Desmo said:
So, anybody else hit somebody whilst asleep?

thats illegal surely.....but yes

edit - \/ \/ \/ could smut that up too but waaaay too easy!

Piggymon · 16 May 2006 at 12:19

It bloody hurt too :/

I actually dreamt that a brick fell on my back

I think this is revenge for me poking him in the eye months ago ... I woke up and I was just leaning over him and poked him right in the eye

lemonkettaz · 16 May 2006 at 12:21

basmic said:
I think I can answer the clock part for you, lemonkettaz.

I read that while the human sleeps, they quickly open their eyes every so often. Maybe you looked a clock.

maybe... but the only clock i have is on my phone.. that is way on my desk from my bed.

i suppose we can have a rough idea of the time... i mean we base most things around the clock so we must have a good instinct on time and length of time by now.