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Fat couple get frisky, cause damage

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by cleanbluesky, 19 Feb 2006.

  1. cleanbluesky

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  2. Burnsy2023

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    What if they fell though the ceiling!! That would make you spit your bitter out!!

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  3. basmic

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    I hear the threads talking again. :D

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  4. b (thats it)

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    hehe, funniest thing i've read all day :D
     
  5. cleanbluesky

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    Lets not, eh
     
  6. schnipps

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    35 stone between them isnt utterly massive, i mean yes its big but it shouldnt cause the dam floor to fall in. There are loads of blokes 19 stone or ther abouts, and say 16 stone for a woman which is pretty big but its not outrageous.
     
  7. Behemoth

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    Thats mint that is :D Fatty's have some *****

    But yeah if they had fallen through, there'd have been alot spilt beer !!
     
  8. Phantom

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    fatties who have no consideration for others :mad:
     
  9. Abraham

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    that does seem a bit of a crazy low weight for the floor/ceiling to support
     
  10. cleanbluesky

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    you took the words from my mouth - if we want a pie, where'd they all go? Can't even own a property without fat people expressing their destructive passion all over the place
     
  11. Shifter_Hull

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    lol dam i need the building inspector rnd to the property i lease out to make sure there not fatties living in it
    or if they are reinforce all the celings
     
  12. cleanbluesky

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    Isn't having two fat people in a room the equivalent of having 4 regular people?

    If this is the case, what are you supposed to do when fat people get in a lift with a maximum personnage? Do you really want to end up stuck in the basement?
     
  13. NickK

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    Even better is the "Help with flooring" thread...
     
  14. cleanbluesky

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    If I start a thread entitled "how do I lynch fat people" will you screen capture it?
     
  15. PinkPig

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    A good lift can cope with being squeezed full of 20 stone people, methinks....
     
  16. b (thats it)

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    I dont think the floor actually colapsed, just that their "shinanigins" in the shower knocked a pipe lose. 4 people jumping about in a room wouldnt break the floor, but 4 people jumping around in the shower is never a good thing :p
     
  17. cleanbluesky

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    That's what fat people want you to think
     
  18. [email protected]*nG

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    BWAAAAhahahahaha!

    [email protected]*nG
     
  19. fatiain

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    :(
     
  20. LordSplodge

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    Just remember fat people need love too... oh and what kind of shower can't take two passionate fatties in it without breaking? :p