Favorite quotes?

[Von Smallhausen]

' Never drink from a glass in the Brunny. '

Engelbert Von Smallhausen, 1974-

 

[GhostFace]

Beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.

 

[Phog]

I have many favourite quotes, one of which features in my sig... However, some more of my selection:

"Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing." Randy K. Milholland

"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it." Bernard Bailey

"If you can't be funny, be interesting." Harold Ross

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." Mark Twain

 

[Carzy]

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

When you are offended at any man's fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.

Man can will nothing unless he has first understood that he must count on no one but himself; that he is alone, abandoned on earth in the midst of his infinite responsibilities, without help, with no other aim than the one he sets himself, with no other destiny than the one he forges for himself on this earth.

While we cannot always change our external situation to suit us, we can change our attitude.

Edit: That's a fantastic quote William, though I wouldn't entirely agree

 

[kitten_caboodle]

(at William's post)

 

[dymetrie]

(at William's post)

why? Sic said it

 

[ElRazur]

My only fear of death is reincanartion -Tupac

Good things come to those who wait....Better things comes to those that chase - Canibus

My enemy's enemy is my friend - (i dont know who said it first)

 

[kitten_caboodle]

why? Sic said it

but William repeated it, in polite company!

 

[William]

but William repeated it, in polite company!

Well I havn't tried coke, but I have tried other things which was like 1 swedish lesbian, so he can't be lying.

 

[dymetrie]

but William repeated it, in polite company!

William repeats eveyrthing he hears (bless him) polite company? erm... wuh?

 

[kitten_caboodle]

William repeats eveyrthing he hears (bless him) polite company? erm... wuh?

*shoo* *swats you with feather duster*

 

[Belmit]

Promise her a slap up meal and a student nurse would let you spluff in the dirtbox.

Can't remember if it was Socrates or Aristotle though...

 

[kitten_caboodle]

*folds arms*

I dont think this thread is going the way the OP intended.

But I might be wrong. There's a first time for everything

 

[William]

William repeats eveyrthing he hears (bless him) polite company? erm... wuh?

Saw you then realised that there was no polite company.

I also like futurama

A skunk knocked over my garbage... and I could think of was you!

 

[VeNT]

see sig

 

[Carzy]

see sig

Ye I like that one.

 

[spirit]

quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired

to imagine the past and remember the future (or something like that for the supreme court)

we are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars

plus a whole bundle of other wilde quotes he was a legend!!

 

[semi-pro waster]

I've got far too many quotes to list them all but I've always got at least one in my signature.

A favourite quote author of mine is Henry Louis Mencken. He has literally hundreds of brilliant quotes, even if he didn't this alone is worthy of respect: "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats".

 

[Luseac]

Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."

 

[Dr House]

“"The man who has no sense of history, is like a man who has no ears or eyes"”