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Find the perfect job

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by rmuir, 23 May 2006.

  1. aceface57

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 25 Jul 2004

    Posts: 2,040

    Location: Aberdeen

    My ideal job was GOD!
     
  2. secretspy

    Soldato

    Joined: 3 Oct 2005

    Posts: 6,190

    Location: England

    topless model or air stewardess

    i like what it says about my ex "circus freak" teehee

    and my ex ex " your ideal job is in a land far far away"
     
  3. Melm0

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 12 Jun 2005

    Posts: 2,008

    Location: Leeds

    Melm0, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter
    Melanie, Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work?

    Mel, Your ideal job is a Street Sweeper. :eek: I'll drop out of my A-levels now then!

    :p
     
  4. Mysteria

    Gangster

    Joined: 10 Dec 2003

    Posts: 122

    Location: Im here, where are you?

    Mysteria, Your ideal job is a Computer Nerd.

    Hmmm, oddly accurate. The other one was:

    Amalea, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.
     
  5. Sandmaster500

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 20 Jan 2005

    Posts: 1,116

    Location: Leeds/Oxford

    Sandy, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister.

    Good stuff :D
     
  6. da_mic_1530

    Sgarrista

    Joined: 31 Oct 2005

    Posts: 8,576

    Location: Leeds

    da_mic_1530, Your ideal job is a Cowboy

    hell yeah :D
     
  7. Melm0

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 12 Jun 2005

    Posts: 2,008

    Location: Leeds

    It's not fair! Everyone else gets good ones and i get Street Sweeper!

    :(

    Edit: If i put my full name in i get: Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome.
    Suddenly my life seems worthwhile...
     
    Last edited: 23 May 2006
  8. POB

    Soldato

    Joined: 27 May 2003

    Posts: 5,948

    Location: Its a Small World

    Christopher + my surname = Your ideal job is a God.
     
  9. SideWinder

    Consigliere

    Joined: 12 Jun 2004

    Posts: 149,442

    Location: NW5

    I hate kids.
     
  10. Mr_L

    Mobster

    Joined: 28 Jan 2005

    Posts: 3,732

    Location: Worcester

    Mr_L, Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus.

    Best get myself to Thailand for a cheap ladyboy op I guess.
     
  11. axe

    Banned

    Joined: 1 May 2006

    Posts: 600

    Your ideal Job is " playing for Rangers"
     
  12. pinkacidbootson

    Mobster

    Joined: 9 Mar 2006

    Posts: 4,001

    Location: Rhone-Alpes, France

    God, your ideal job is a church minister
     
  13. LeoWyatt

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 22 Oct 2002

    Posts: 1,688

    Location: Piggy's Slave Cage

    Your ideal job is a Office Gopher.
    Your ideal job is a Dog Walker

    Go ME!!!
     
  14. Nicksy

    Gangster

    Joined: 19 Oct 2002

    Posts: 175

    Location: Worksop

    Your ideal job is a Bunjee Jumper.
    okaaaaaaaaaaaay
     
  15. georges

    Mobster

    Joined: 5 Apr 2006

    Posts: 3,083

    circus freak :cool:
     
  16. Kell_ee001

    Capodecina

    Joined: 19 Oct 2004

    Posts: 12,387

    Location: Jesmond

    Satan apparently :eek:
     
  17. A.N.Other

    Sgarrista

    Joined: 6 Nov 2005

    Posts: 8,064

    Location: MK45

    A.N.Other, your ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist.

    Excellent, I'm already in the right job then :cool:
     
  18. Dave

    Mobster

    Joined: 30 Oct 2004

    Posts: 4,937

    Location: Sacramento CA

    Reality TV show star :eek:
     
  19. panthro

    Capodecina

    Joined: 19 Nov 2004

    Posts: 11,850

    Location: Wokingham

    apparently if you name is pooface your ideal job is prime minister.

    however, mine is a circus freak. Yes!! :D
     
  20. Zip

    Capodecina

    Joined: 26 Jun 2005

    Posts: 20,224

    Location: Australia

    Zip, Your ideal job is a Pirate
    (Insert my real first name here), Your ideal job is a that you are a complete and utter nutter
    (insert my real first and last name here), Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.

    WTF :confused: