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Fire In The Booth - Lockdown GD Edition

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by skaif, 19 Apr 2020.

  1. skaif

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    So a while back there was a thread about writing lyrics for something or other in which a few of us got a bit carried away with our own lyrics etc.

    To alleviate some boredom during this time (and nicking this idea from other forums), I thought we could have a 'safe space' where members can lyrically throw down.
    This is not a serious thread and should not be taken as such!
    Just pop in for some bants and leave with your pants (still on)
    (Mods I will leave to you if you don't think this is a good idea!)

    Rules below
    • Lyrics must be written in green to differentiate between lyrics and forum posts
    • Anything goes in the spirit of banter, nothing leaves the thread no personal attack etc
    • Quote the poster you are 'battling'
    • No one cares about spelling mistakes as long as we get the gist of whats going on
    • Bring it

    I guess I'll start...


    Sitting over here making threads cos I'm bored
    Looking online at things I cant really afford
    So I thought about this idea where we write words / poetry
    See what garbage starts to flow with the guys in GD

    So come on let me have it, let me see what you got
    Challenge me, give me something, before my mind starts to rot
    I'll take on anyone, I don't care, if you're big or you're small
    Just remember: taking me on, is the step before your fall



    Come at me brah
     
  2. Minibiker

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    @skaif

    Fam don't come in here making threads like this
    You won't like it when it comes to my Diss,
    I've been spitting bars longer than you think,
    You'll be running back to mummy quicker than a blink,

    This is not the step before my fall,
    Cuz when I enter the booth I win them all,
    If you want to challenge someone in this house,
    Then go find someone on your level like mickey mouse,

    Pick up your jacket and walk away,
    Cuz like Wiley said to his mum 'you cannot stay'
    You know where the door is, so go use it,
    And come back to me when you really can spit

    I gave it a go mate, I'm no good at 'spitting bars' :p

     
  3. skaif

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    @Minibiker Great effort!

    Mini bi-ker, coming in, getting hy-per
    Dropping them bombs, top bins like a striker
    Except its not there, coz its not really rap
    All you did was mess up big time man, and fall in my trap

    You been spitting bars for long? Need to work on your flow
    Supposed to bring the fire but your mel-ting like snow
    Talking bout my mummy, dummy see its funny when you try
    You been smoking some o that 'Mickey Mouse'? Cuz you be sounding high!

    Mans not hot, jacket on - see I'll stay where I please
    Screw Wiley, I'm the nutz bro, how'd you like deez?
    I know the door, I got it, it goes o-pen and shut
    Kinda like this 'rap battle' man cuz I just kicked your butt!
     
  4. Minibiker

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    You say I have no flow but I flow like a river,
    If I spit real bars I'll have you in a quiver,
    Yeah you're right I smoke the mickey mouse,
    But hey its bought me my range and a house,
    Maybe you should come see my dealer,
    Then you could stop driving that three wheeler,

    You are the nuts? Don't make me laugh,
    You have the brain cell of a baby calf,
    You never kicked my butt, I always win,
    You belong in the same place as your jacket, In the bin..


    @skaif sorry for the slow reply had to go get some essential shopping
     
  5. doodah

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    Chickity-check yo self before you wreck yo self
    Skirt skirt
    Something something Cristal

    Yeah I think I will watch from the sidelines. Might watch some previous ones on YT :cool:.

    Edit:

    Crap forgot about the language - any how, Kano and Wretch 32's Fire in The Booth are awesome!
     
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  6. Minibiker

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    Big Shaq, the ting goes skkkkkkkkrrrrraaaa
     
  7. skaif

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    @Minibiker I loike it! I loike it a lot!

    Flowing like a river? Which one, the Misbourne?
    Sounding dryer than a dessert cactus with nothing but a thorn
    Give me a quiver and a bow, I'll aim an arrow at your head
    Pull back, quick draw - try get away now Mr Dry Riverbed

    Its cool that your high, I ain't knocking - its just strange
    That a really old dudes bragged about his house and his Range
    Now it pains me to say that you've won at being poor
    Poor lyrics, poor flow, poor rhymes please no more

    See I don't need a dealer, my brains on fire with this rhyme
    Something about a baby calf? I see you had trouble with that line
    And dont worry about being slow, it's cool - take a lap
    Just be sure, that you know, you're second best in this rap
     
  8. Yadda

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    What's a "skaif" anyway?
    It sounds like a disease,
    Like your mum gave me,
    When she was down on her knees,
    Begging please stay longer but before you go,
    Pass a Pot Noodle, it's time for the One Show.

    Wurd.

    :cool::D
     
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  9. skaif

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    @Yadda haha got me laughing here!

    Oh snap, batter batter
    Who's up next - it's Yadda Yadda
    Tried to read that blah blah blah blah
    But you sounding like Shabba Shabba

    Gotta be "that guy", talking bout manz mumz
    Better hush your mouth quick or let ma fist meet your gumz
    You still on your knees? Please, better clench make it tight
    Don't worry Yadda baby, Skaif'll make it alright

    Stick to the one show son, bet you got a corner sofa
    Where's your gucci belt son? Man I bet you drive a Rover
    If you're gonna come at me, come to win - come out on top
    Coz you first try was weak, don't want the second to be a flop
     
  10. Yadda

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    @skaif

    Haha, laughing away here too. Good stuff. :)
     
  11. skaif

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    Alright who's next?