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First it was the Nigerians and now...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by The Mad Rapper, 8 Feb 2006.

  1. The Mad Rapper

    Banned

    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 9,480

    I just got this sent to my Hotmail account ;)

    Greetings,

    My name is Mrs. Edan Ahmed, widow to late Mr.Hassan Ahmed former owner of Petroleum and Gas company, here in Kuwait. I am 68years old, suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than 2 months according to my doctors. This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. I don't need your sympathy but I need your trust.

    My late husband died early last year from heart attack, and during the period of our marriage we had no child. For this reason, I was the heir to his vast businesses and wealth after his death.
    My doctors have informed me that I will not live for more than 2 months, which is a difficult thing to accept but I have accepted it in good faith. Still, I have one mission to accomplish in the limited time I have left and so I have now decided to spread all my wealth to contribute mainly to the development of charity in Africa, America, Asia and Europe.


    Before my late husband died, he was a major oil tycoon in Kuwait and deposited the sum of 25 million dollars (Twenty Five million dollars) in a company in Europe some years ago, that is all I have left now and I need you to collect this funds and distribute it yourself to charity, so that when I die my soul can rest in peace. The funds will be entirely in hands and management. I hope God gives you the wisdom to touch very many lives, that is my main concern. 20% of this money will be for your time and effort, while 80% goes to charity.


    I am sorry if you are embarrassed by my mail, I only found your e-mail address on the web directory and decided to contact you. But if for any reasons whatsoever you find this mail offensive, you can ignore it and please accept my apology.

    God bless you.

    Mrs. Edan Ahmed.



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  2. Yas786

    Caporegime

    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 47,863

    Location: All over the world...

    LOL could be a Nigerian posing as a kuwaiti to take the heat off the nigerians for a bit:p.
     
  3. pmbuzz

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 25 Jan 2003

    Posts: 2,286

    Location: Weston-Super-Mare

    ROFL

    Aahhh, god bless them for trying so hard !!!!
    :D
     
  4. cheets64

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    Joined: 30 Sep 2005

    Posts: 25,895

    Location: Wigan

    I got one of them once but it had a picture attachment of an old man in a wheel chair in a hospital room looking like death.

    Shocking.
     
  5. pyro

    Capodecina

    Joined: 23 Nov 2002

    Posts: 16,167

    Aye, a spy!
     
  6. Dazzy_G

    Wise Guy

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    Location: Thurrock, Essex

    has he got an Accent Mikol? do you like him to read it alound! is it like that now is it! :p
     
  7. Mana

    Mobster

    Joined: 8 Nov 2002

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    Location: .earth

    lol check the disclaimer at the bottom of the email

    quick search on google:

    Esquel Group of Companies, the world's largest manufacturer of men's shirts,
     
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  8. Freeman

    Soldato

    Joined: 24 Jul 2004

    Posts: 5,564

    Don't worry it will all be gone in 2 months :p
     
  9. SpicyDuck

    Soldato

    Joined: 10 Dec 2003

    Posts: 6,349

    Out of all of these, one of them will be real one day and someone will miss out on £millions.

    Ah well! :D :p.

    Tell her you want to see her cancerous and deformed breast first. Tongue attached.

    Phil.
     
  10. phill

    Gangster

    Joined: 25 Nov 2005

    Posts: 419

    i see that one is 'slightly' better written than the nigerian ones usually are. go for it mate 20% of 25mil!! ;}
     
  11. MrMoon

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    im still waiting for my money from nigeria, hopwfully will be in the next week ;)
     
  12. Sparky191

    Hitman

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    Theres probably a few million of these hitting hotmail. Why on earth can they not catch this kinda spam.
     
  13. Von Smallhausen

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 1 Aug 2004

    Posts: 12,603

    Location: Tyneside

    Reply to it ?

    Mrs Edan Ahmed, nice name. Are you second generation Nigerian ?

    Thanks very much for your e-mail. I am honoured to be one of 25,000,000 that you sent out and I would love to help you.

    Before I do this, I must tell you my story though.

    I am actually the true heir to the British Throne, yet I was overthrown harshly and all my crown jewels were stolen by the one named Elizabeth II. Not only that, but I have a bad case of the flu and a scorching case of herpes, yet my fight for my true place continues.
    I do have, really, over £ 80 Million Pounds in loose change at my disposal, but it is guarded at a secret location by men in tights and red romper suits. This would have been more than £ 80 Million but for Fergie's taste in clothes and the Queen Mother's penchant for Gin and kippers, which dwindled the pot a little. No matter though.

    I will gladly help you, but first you must help me. I need £ 6,000,000 to raise a charver insurgent army to reclaim my rightful place on the throne and this money must also feed my army on McDonald's and Carlsberg Special Brew.

    Help me to help you, and our two great nations unite. Kuwait .... also known as Nigeria, and Great Britain.

    As for your two months to live, I am saddened to hear that. If you tell the doctors that you can't pay your medical bill, then they will give you another 2 months I would say.

    I hope things are well in Africa, which is near Nigeria I have been told.

    The Mad Rapper I,
    Rightful heir to the Kingdom Of Great Britain, Ireland and Nigeria.
     
  14. CLAWS

    Wise Guy

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    ROFL!! Good call!!
     
  15. el_dazza

    Capodecina

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    LOL that's absolutely class von :D :D
     
  16. subxero

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    Excellent :D