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Football books not likely to sell...

Discussion in 'SA Archive' started by Nedved11, 25 Mar 2004.

  1. Nedved11

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    Stolen

    The offside Rule - By Pipo Inzaghi

    how to celebrate a goal - By Alan Shearer

    Staying on your feet - By Laurent Robert (fwd by Harry Kewell)

    The joys of scoring - By Michael Owen

    Improving your memory - By Rio Ferdinand

    :D

    any more?
     
  2. HangTime

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  3. The Edge

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  4. [DOD]Asprilla

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    Think that one's a bit harsh after one dive, Ashley Cole has his PADI license.
     
  5. tom_w

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    Football Skills for Beginners - Diego Forlan?
     
  6. jabj1981

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  7. wassap

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  8. Tru

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    Anger Management - Duncan Ferguson

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  9. Kitchster_uk

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  10. jabj1981

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    Damn u! :D
     
  11. Arc

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  12. daz.wallace

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    fwd Roy Keane
     
  13. jabj1981

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    Playing football - Igor Pisscan :p
     
  14. Tru

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  16. Goatboy

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  17. HangTime

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    Soccer's Hard Men Vol.2 - Gary Lineker

    European Football Atlas - Ian Rush

    German Hotel Guide Spring 2004 edition - Alex Ferguson

    Growing Up - Paul Gascoigne

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  18. [ASSE]Hinchy

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    Bit harsh if you ask me :p Won the treble last season didn't he? I know he won a lot. 'Struggling' this season in 2nd place but the team isn't exactly what it once was....

    Anyways..................

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  19. Davey_Pitch

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  20. Weebull

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    I was gonna say Wenger - Football management for the partially sighted, but looks like I got beaten to it. ;)

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