Friday's joke.

monkeypants · 2 Jun 2006 at 19:29

More funnies:

Why did the dog dig a hile and bury his owner?

His owner was Boneo out of U2!

Where do aviators go to have their lunch?

A place called The Cloud Club!

How did the elephant cover his tracks?

Using a broom and some dust!

MaxPower · 2 Jun 2006 at 19:34

monkeypants said:
What do you call a man who delivers papier-mache to nuns?

Henover VII!

Why did the giraffe choke on a hat?

He thought it was a nut!

What did the big policeman say to the little policeman?

Go west, my son!

The greatest comedian I have ever met!!

G-MAN2004 · 2 Jun 2006 at 19:42

Plus-44 said:
More elephant jokes G-man!

+44

What do elephants do for laughs?

They tell people jokes.
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What did the cat say to the elephant?

Meow.
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What did the grape say to the elephant?

Nothing, grapes can't talk.
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If you see an elephant in your car, what time is it?

Time to get a new car.
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How do you stop a charging elephant?

Take away its credit cards.
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What game do elephants like to play most?

Squash.
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Why do elephants stomp on people?

That is how they play squash.
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What cheers you up when you are sick?

A Get Wellephant card.
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What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?

Cinderelephant.
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What is large and gray and goes around and around in circles?

An elephant stuck in a revolving door.

Majago · 2 Jun 2006 at 19:48

Jumping on the elephant bandwagon;

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing - it just gave a little wine

Enfield · 2 Jun 2006 at 19:50

I love simple jokes but those just aren't funny...

Some people don't find this funny at all, don't get it or find it hilarious.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?

Get in the car Robin!

Majago · 2 Jun 2006 at 19:50

^^Heard that before and love it

G-MAN2004 · 2 Jun 2006 at 19:51

Enfield said:
I love simple jokes but those just aren't funny...

Some people don't find this funny at all, don't get it or find it hilarious.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?

Get in the car Robin!

I find it hilarious LOL. I love jokes like that

Enfield · 2 Jun 2006 at 19:53

Cool.

*Knock, knock*

Who's there?

It's me!

SimonTW · 2 Jun 2006 at 19:59

Monkeypants! Noooooooooooooooooooo, please stop!

(Although it's now funny to actually see your jokes, I had a feeling they'd come up. I think your crazzy sig adds to the whole situation.)

Kezmo · 2 Jun 2006 at 20:01

What do u call a dog with-out a tongue ?

Scruffy B#ll#cks

G-MAN2004 · 2 Jun 2006 at 20:01

Enfield said:
Cool.

*Knock, knock*

Who's there?

It's me!

Lol

What begins with E and ends with T?

Elephant

agw_01 · 2 Jun 2006 at 20:07

These 'jokes' make me cry

G-MAN2004 · 2 Jun 2006 at 20:10

agw_01 said:
These 'jokes' make me cry

Your post makes Elephant cry

G-MAN2004 · 2 Jun 2006 at 20:23

vaultingSlinky said:
why did the leper fail her driving test?

she left her foot on the clutch