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Simmz

Simmz

Simmz

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Welcome to the Sunnyvale Horse racing Track, I am your announcer Richard Small. Before the race begins, let’s have a look at the line up.

Line-up:

In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Willy
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10. Merry Cherry

They are off

Conscience is left behind at the gate.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Willy is in a dangerous spot.

At the halfway mark

It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Willy is pressed in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Willy.

At the stretch

Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.
Big Willy is making a final drive.
Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

At the finish

It's Big Willy giving everything he has and
Passionate Lady takes everything Big Willy has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Big Willy comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head...

Bare Belly shows...

Thighs weakens...

Heavy Bosom pulls up and Clean Sheets never had a chance."
 
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