Soldato
Whe I went to get my son's name registered we got chatting to the lady at the office and she kept a list of the oddest names people had registered. The week before she's had a woman name her daughter Merriment Chocolate Marmite (surname). Apparently this woman was a teacher (like my wife) and couldn't choose a "normal" name because they all reminded her of her pupils. Now I can understand that to an extent but Merriment Chocolate Marmite?! That poor kid is doomed!