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German Car Drivers...

Discussion in 'Motors' started by Gashman, 31 May 2010.

  1. Gashman

    Mobster

    Joined: 28 Mar 2006

    Posts: 4,379

    Location: Jarrow, Tyne And Wear

    just a little something i have noticed, well can't not notice since one knocked me wing mirror of the other day but why the hell (no offence to anyone here) do 99% of people who drive german cars, BMWs, Audi's, etc. all drive like total **** ends? almost as bad as diesel drivers and taxi drivers, whats the deal...?
     
  2. Defcon5

    Soldato

    Joined: 4 Sep 2005

    Posts: 6,424

    Location: Whitwood, West Yorks

    I drive a German car, as does my mum, dad and other half.

    None of us drive like idiots.
     
  3. Duke

    Man of Honour

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    Posts: 33,779

    Location: Wiltshire

    Because they are superior cars. You got in the way. Sucks to be you.
     
  4. GeX

    Soldato

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    Location: Manchester

    are you some kind of trolling idiot?
     
  5. spirits247

    Hitman

    Joined: 29 Jan 2007

    Posts: 725

    LOL, a massive generalization like that was bound to cause a stir...

    ...reminds me of the one about all Volvo drivers having beards and being bad drivers because they are behind the wheel of a tank and feel invincible.
     
  6. Housey

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    Because WE are better than you, I bet you have a small winky and no self worth and work for a council and don't even have anything important like a big watch or branded clothes. It must suck to have never achieved or live in a house without new electrical products in every room. I was saying to someone the other day, he wasn't listening but he wouldn't, he only does 20K per year so what would he know, but I said to him "look at that **** over there with his Jap motor, what a bum". I knew I was right of course, I mean, I have an important job in 'real estate'. Don't you just love these losers who never aspire to be anyone.

    PS. Do you want your wing mirror back?
     
  7. [TW]Fox

    Man of Honour

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    We are better, move your hatchback out of the way and get over it.
     
  8. robnut

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 12 Jul 2005

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    Location: Dursley

    Who the hell drove in my lane on the motorway.

    P.s. Do you rent?
     
  9. DM

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    Posts: 11,386

    Location: West Kingsdown, Kent.

    Buy German, you know it makes sense, now move over little man.
     
  10. Housey

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    We are the Master Race!!!!














    ..and so it starts
     
  11. rpg

    Hitman

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    Location: London

    LOL, this is a tough forum... :D
     
  12. Morba

    Caporegime

    Joined: 7 Mar 2003

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    Location: Krispy Kreme drive thru


    You mean 'mckenzie' isn't a brand? Poor chavs can't even have that one!

    Anyway to the op, bill will be in the post for using our lane.
     
  13. Hades

    Caporegime

    Joined: 19 Oct 2002

    Posts: 25,909

    Location: Surrey

    Next time make sure you tuck your wing mirror in. I'm fed up risking a scratch one
    of my cars just because you want to drive on my road.
     
  14. BigglesPiP

    Capodecina

    Joined: 8 Mar 2006

    Posts: 13,293

    Location: Near Winchester

    Hitler!

    There, now we can close the thread.
     
  15. 4T5

    Man of Honour

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    Location: Middle of England

    I drive a German Diesel so Double jeopardy. :D
    I only drive it because I like women with gruff voices & hairy pits. :(
     
  16. snowdog

    Capodecina

    Joined: 27 Oct 2005

    Posts: 13,553

    Location: Netherlands

    Narcissism ahoy :D.


    I haven't particularly noticed tbh. I've seen terrible drivers in chaved up corsa's and in big mercs towing a trailer with a posh boat on it.
     
  17. Cosimo

    Man of Honour

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    Location: Londinium

    Our cars are superior, we are superior and we make the rules. :D
     
  18. mrk

    Man of Honour

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    Location: South Coast

    I only make 50% of the rules because I lack that much in BHPsssssssssss.
     
  19. DM

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    Location: West Kingsdown, Kent.

    Dont forget 200 German BHP is worth 250 normal BHP.
     
  20. whitecrook

    Sgarrista

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    Location: Clydebank

    LOL @ thread.