Group of lads jumped on my new car last night

HoneyBadger · 14 Jul 2020 at 20:43

If I were me, I’d be going round and having a word. Along the lines of if my car gets damaged, I don’t care who is was, I’ll hold you responsible and take necessary action.

m@rty · 14 Jul 2020 at 20:55

HoneyBadger said:
If I were me, I’d be going round and having a word. Along the lines of if my car gets damaged, I don’t care who is was, I’ll hold you responsible and take necessary action.

You are you

Skeptic · 14 Jul 2020 at 20:57

Lads, can you help? I think I’m reading a thread from the UFC forums - how did I get here? Lmao you guys honestly...

Mart2912 · 14 Jul 2020 at 21:14

I would report it. While the police probably won't be able to do anything if it has been a one off incident, but there may have been complaints about these idiots before in the same car.

Tek81 · 14 Jul 2020 at 21:22

The Kid said:
I moved to an isolated farmhouse with my girlfriend and within weeks, local ruffians keyed my Sunbeam Alpine. A few weeks later, our cat went missing and my girlfriend was distraught. We were having work done on our house and one evening we both went to a local pub for dinner. A group of ruffians at the bar started making sexual comments to my girlfriend, saying things like, "Oi, darling. Get 'em out!"
One of the oiks came over to out table, leaned across me and asked my girlfriend what her name was and where she was from. This went on for about fifteen minutes until our food arrived. They started playing pool and being really loud. We had our food and left. When we were just about to start the car, one of the louts jumped on to the roof and started jumping up and down. This went on for about ten minutes and only stopped because the landlord came out to see what all the commotion was about. The next day, one of the workmen who was working in our house turned up in a van with two labourers,who turned out to be the guys from the pub. Later that afternoon, my girlfriend was cornered on the stairs by one of the guys and he put his hand up her blouse. I wasn't best pleased, and ask him to leave the house. And then they killed my cat and hung it in a tree.

I'm assuming no one on here has seen Straw Dogs.....

Malevolence · 14 Jul 2020 at 21:27

Tek81 said:
I'm assuming no one on here has seen Straw Dogs.....

Why would you assume that? People just didn't take the bait.

Tek81 · 14 Jul 2020 at 21:27

Malevolence said:
Why would you assume that just because people didn't take the bait?

Why would you assume I wasn't being sarcastic.....?

Nasher · 14 Jul 2020 at 22:10

Maccy said:
If you know where they live, do they have a letterbox?

Dog poo+fire cracker+letterbox

That way there is no DNA evidence

Mike9000 · 14 Jul 2020 at 22:15

Tek81 said:
I'm assuming no one on here has seen Straw Dogs.....

Gerard · 14 Jul 2020 at 22:17

Go round to his door, when he answers stick the nut on him, then gouge out his eyes and skull **** him.

Zatoichi.uK · 14 Jul 2020 at 22:33

"I've got six little friends, and they all run faster than you."

The Running Man · 14 Jul 2020 at 22:35

Make a decision, if you're going down the police route, report it they will make an incident report and give you a log number. If it happens again that might help...

If you're going to handle it privately don't log it with police...

MrRockliffe · 14 Jul 2020 at 22:42

Maccy said:
If you know where they live, do they have a letterbox?

Why did I have to scroll this far to see this reply

Dis86 · 14 Jul 2020 at 22:51

Gerard said:
Go round to his door, when he answers stick the nut on him, then gouge out his eyes and skull **** him.

Can tell you're in Ireland!

Gerard · 14 Jul 2020 at 23:03

Dis86 said:
Can tell you're in Ireland!

FMJ reference

Dis86 · 14 Jul 2020 at 23:04

Gerard said:
FMJ reference

https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/07/europe/drogheda-gang-wars-ireland-drugs-intl/index.html

Ireland reference. They don't screw around.

Gerard · 14 Jul 2020 at 23:05

Dis86 said:
https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/07/europe/drogheda-gang-wars-ireland-drugs-intl/index.html

Ireland reference. They don't screw around.

Yeah that was a freaky one, bits and pieces found of him =/

TNGL · 15 Jul 2020 at 00:33

I just can't understand why they would do this. It was clearly targeted.

As other posters have mentioned, I'm surprised there's no damage to the car given he's a big person. Are you sure you're not fooling yourself into saying there is no damage (e.g. to avoid the hassle of getting it repaired)?

From your posts, you seem more concerned about the car than getting justice. Based on this, I'd install CCTV and a security light to deter them whilst waiting to get the garage sorted. In any case, I wouldn't recommend taking matters into your own hands by going around there/letter box justice/shoe on roof/etc, especially not when you're dealing with somebody who clearly has a lot less to lose than you do.

Bear · 15 Jul 2020 at 06:50

TNGL said:
I just can't understand why they would do this. It was clearly targeted.

Plentyof Audi drivers drive like complete and utter bell ends, I can completely understand why. Not saying the OP warranted it but plenty certainly do

Stu999 · 15 Jul 2020 at 08:00

TNGL said:
In any case, I wouldn't recommend taking matters into your own hands by going around there/letter box justice/shoe on roof/etc, especially not when you're dealing with somebody who clearly has a lot less to lose than you do.

That's the issue with dealing with scrotes, there's almost no downside for them but a potentially massive downside for you. They've probably got mates of the same ilk too.