Hitting a woman

D33 · 2 Feb 2006 at 10:42

Last time I tried to slot a disc in a woman I got a slap.

Psyk · 2 Feb 2006 at 10:43

I'd hit a woman in the same situations where I'd hit a man...

... if they looked at me funny

Well of course the second bit isn't true but the first bit is. I'll only hit someone if it's in self defence and it's actually going to achieve something. I've been attacked in the street before but I didn't throw any punches back because it wouldn't have done anything.

The argument that women are weaker is stupid. Doesn't really apply to me because I'm probably weaker than most women.

fatiain · 2 Feb 2006 at 10:47

"A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat then, the better they be"

Not my quote.

This discussion got discussed last year Feeks "Would you smack a Doris" thread.

Loki · 2 Feb 2006 at 11:11

AJUK said:
I think we have to remove the gender issue from the debate. The only circumstances in which hitting someone is acceptable is in self defence or self preservation and therefore the attacker deserves all they get, female or not.

Quoted for the absolute truth

GSDog · 2 Feb 2006 at 11:13

I'd never hit a woman, unless 'it' was transvestite.

Loki · 2 Feb 2006 at 11:14

Zildjian said:
I'd never hit a woman, unless 'it' was transvestite.

Dont think I would ever tire of hitting Pete Burns

fatiain · 2 Feb 2006 at 11:18

Zildjian said:
I'd never hit a woman, unless 'it' was transvestite.

Coming at you with a knife?

I have and I would again. Punch square in the chest, put my premenstrual-tensioned sister on the floor.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 2 Feb 2006 at 11:57

nO}{8 said:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/12/15/nslap15.xml

In what circumstances is it acceptable to hit a woman?

Discuss.

When shes comes at you with a knife/baseball bat/AK-47/other weapon, with an intention to hurt you with it.

Also

If she is your mother in law.

AJUK · 2 Feb 2006 at 12:01

Loki said:
Dont think I would ever tire of hitting Pete Burns

He already looks like he has gone 12 rounds with Tyson. If there is any freak who needs a slap it is that particular freak.

geeza · 2 Feb 2006 at 12:11

take this situation (that i just thought up)
Your out at night and drunk and get into a fight with a guy over something (probably stupid) you get injured by the guy but manage to floor him, then his bird come over and wacks you to the ground with a heavy object, say an iron bar. Just as she is about to hit you with it many time you manage to get up. Do you
a. walk/run off
b. punch her to the floor before she hits you with it again
c. take it off her and finish boyfriend
d. take it off her and clout her with it
e. B,C and D.

personally I would go along with b then a

basmic · 2 Feb 2006 at 12:12

Those females are all for equal rights, so I'll treat them as I would treat a man.

Dinomania · 2 Feb 2006 at 12:13

I expect never to be swung at, unless I throw a punch first - then I deserve whatever I get.

AJUK · 2 Feb 2006 at 12:15

geeza said:
take this situation (that i just thought up)
Your out at night and drunk and get into a fight with a guy over something (probably stupid) you get injured by the guy but manage to floor him, then his bird come over and wacks you to the ground with a heavy object, say an iron bar. Just as she is about to hit you with it many time you manage to get up. Do you
a. walk/run off
b. punch her to the floor before she hits you with it again
c. take it off her and finish boyfriend
d. take it off her and clout her with it
e. B,C and D.

personally I would go along with b then a

b

Retsef · 2 Feb 2006 at 12:34

I'm surprised no-one has yet suggested that, in the bedroom, some ladies like to be hit. Imo, this is the only time you should hit a lady (when you have consent).

I think usually it's spanking not hitting, but don't quote me on that.

basmic · 2 Feb 2006 at 12:41

^^ Are you sure you're not confusing the phrase "I'd hit it"?

Retsef · 2 Feb 2006 at 12:43

basmic said:
^^ Are you sure you're not confusing the phrase "I'd hit it"?

No, there are specialist sites out there for this sort of thing. I'm sure of it, although I've only heard about them and wouldn't dream of frequenting them.

Sorry to get off topic.

mmj_uk · 2 Feb 2006 at 12:46

If a woman attacked me I would do my best to restrain them, certainly wouldn't hit them though I'd probably run before it got to that point.

if they had a weapon of some sort that could do me serious damage then it's a different matter.

Street · 2 Feb 2006 at 12:59

I got attacked by my gf last year, she came back drunk and thought I was fooling around on her then went off the rails at me and the other girl (who was there innocently I may add!).
She went at the other girl then at me, and while I was trying to hold her back, the other girl started to try and kick the hell out of her! Was a hard job trying to stop myself getting injured and keep those 2 apart... had to call the police in the end, got a few bruises for my trouble but managed not to hit her back

basmic · 2 Feb 2006 at 13:05

Street said:
I got attacked by my gf last year, she came back drunk and thought I was fooling around on her then went off the rails at me and the other girl (who was there innocently I may add!).
She went at the other girl then at me, and while I was trying to hold her back, the other girl started to try and kick the hell out of her! Was a hard job trying to stop myself getting injured and keep those 2 apart... had to call the police in the end, got a few bruises for my trouble but managed not to hit her back

I think I'd have sat on the couch with the popcorn. :cool:

Street · 2 Feb 2006 at 13:19

I shoulda done in hind sight... while blowing up a paddling pool to fill with jelly for them