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How to get boss back?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Duke, 5 Jun 2006.

  1. Duke

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    Ok after setting up my boss with a few stinks of customers :evil: he put a gay porn wallpaper on my work PC lol.

    What can I do back? :) Was thinking of slapping on a load of England flags / L Plates etc to his beemer but I'm sure you lot can help me out with something better :p
     
  2. The_TailGunner

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    gaffa tape a haddock to the underside of his desk
     
  3. sniffy

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    Turd in a pillow.

    Always the turd in a pillow.
     
  4. atpbx

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    Paint all his light bulbs black so when he switches the lights on it actually gets darker.
     
  5. penski

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    Shag his mum.

    *n
     
  6. ArmoVanBuuren

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    re-arrange the keys on his keyboard :D
     
  7. TaKeN

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    PMSL !! :D


    Thats made my day for some reason !! :D
     
  8. ballistic

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    frame him for killing JFK
     
  9. cleanbluesky

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    Exhume dead relatives of his, and mail them to him via Royal Mail... but, and here's where the really devious part comes in... ONLY VIA 2ND CLASS...
     
  10. cleanbluesky

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    Go back in time and make him kill JFK
     
  11. SourChipmunk

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    Open can of tuna on his PSU. The heat makes it stink, and the fan forces the smell throughout the office. :D
     
  12. TripleT

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    Stick a sign on his car along the lines of "I'm a raving homo and like to touch young boys" in a place which he won't notice when walking to his car after work :p
     
  13. Matblack

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    ovaries?

    MB
     
  14. ballistic

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    shag his dad
     
  15. Matblack

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    Shag his Mum's Dad!

    MB
     
  16. TheCrow

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    find his address, and sign him up to every free gay catalouge(sp?) mailing co. u can find.
     
  17. Soulja

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    :eek:
     
  18. atpbx

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    Rape his cat, steal his mum and kill his house!!!!!111
     
  19. squiffy

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    I wouldn't rise to it, could back fire and give him reasons to fire you.
     
    Last edited: 5 Jun 2006
  20. Matblack

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    dust off tbh

    MB