How to get boss back?

Inquisitor · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:59

Nuke him from orbit?

tbh. :rolleyes:

mc_bob · 5 Jun 2006 at 19:59

atpbx said:
Rape his cat, steal his mum and kill his house!!!!!111

Lol, im "lol" now.

But very good idea tbh

MC_Bob

JonC · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:00

leonarmston said:
re-arrange the keys on his keyboard

Alphabetical order ! (Presuming you're not in IT)

jonc

Matblack · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:01

JonC said:
Alphabetical order ! (Presuming you're not in IT)

jonc

Dvorak for the 'geek' win

MB

TaKeN · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:01

ROFL @ This Thread !

cleanbluesky · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:01

Tell your boss that you love him, then when you have his confidence make him think you are only after his money...

Steve · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:01

lure his parents to a cattle ranch and get them shot as rustlers, then turn them into tasty chilli con carni (sp?) and ensure you get him to eat your chilli before telling him what you have done.

Then lick his sweet tears as they roll down his cheeks

Matblack · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:01

TaKeN said:
ROFL @ This Thread !

Quick post about it!

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17584376
MB

JonC · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:02

Matblack said:
Dvorak for the 'geek' win

MB

aaaah, but If it's all mixed he'll simply go "it's not QWERTY", alphabetical order makes sense so is more likely to confuse

jonc

ballistic · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:04

Subscribe him to girls & corpses magazine but send them to his neighbour's

LeoWyatt · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:05

Steve said:
lure his parents to a cattle ranch and get them shot as rustlers, then turn them into tasty chilli con carni (sp?) and ensure you get him to eat your chilli before telling him what you have done.

Then lick his sweet tears as they roll down his cheeks

remind me never to pee Cartman off

MaxPower · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:05

Fart in a paper bag and pop it right in front of him!

cleanbluesky · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:05

Tell him he has fat legs...

ElRazur · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:09

Mail him a piece of your dunk in a specially wrapped parcel?

Shave off his pet?

Have a threesome with His Grand ma and grand ma friends?

When next his gf or wife visit, just walk past her and give him a french kiss.

.....

let me know if you like any of those ideas or not. More ideas from the El's factory.

Matblack · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:16

Kill yourself but first write a letter saying you slept with his Grandad and you think he's out to get you for it! Now THATS commitment

MB

William · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:16

Pour a pint of mercury through his letterbox whilst shouting "ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR!?"

Gratitude goes to who made that up.

TaKeN · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:19

Put salt in his coffee instead of sugar ?

Steve · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:22

Tubgirl TBH

decmatt · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:22

TaKeN said:
Put salt in his coffee instead of sugar ?

lol, the creative revenge

cleanbluesky · 5 Jun 2006 at 20:23

Act like you've done something very clever, sly and suspicious - when in truth you have forsaken all hopes of revenge?