Hypothetical "End of the World" Question

Greenlizard0 · 9 Mar 2010 at 09:58

Tefal said:
Doesn't he come back and basically commit genocide?

That's my understanding of it. People who are good.."die" and go to heaven. People who aren't find their fate their opposite.

Tefal · 9 Mar 2010 at 10:03

Well I for one welcome our holy genocidal overlords!

Maybe when he tries it Ganesha will come and lay the smack down on him?

J.T · 9 Mar 2010 at 10:05

Greenlizard0 said:
That's my understanding of it. People who are good.."die" and go to heaven. People who aren't find their fate their opposite.

Bring it on, I'm looking forward to kicking some demigod/Angel arse! :cool:

Keyboard at the ready. LOL

Nitefly · 9 Mar 2010 at 10:07

I would build an emp so I can stop him when he gets close to my base before deploying my banshees and a cyborg commando.

Tefal · 9 Mar 2010 at 10:09

Nitefly said:
I would build an emp so I can stop him when he gets close to my base before deploying my banshees and a cyborg commando.

Nah i think you need a monkeylord

Cook him in his tracks.

Blue Cypher · 9 Mar 2010 at 10:13

AJK said:
Wow. How can someone live their life "knowing" that in less than 9 years time they will either go to an eternal paradise, or "cease to exist"? That's a really odd viewpoint on life.

Its like you going on in life knowing at some point you are definately going to die, it could be today, tomorrow or many years from now, you just get on with it, oh and i hope i havent made you misreable

Gimpymoo · 9 Mar 2010 at 10:48

We would call him "Crazy" and stick him in an asylum.

apatia77 · 9 Mar 2010 at 10:51

He would probably get arrested.

Ziggy · 9 Mar 2010 at 10:52

Is it just me or is this forum the font of all knowledge?

It's like this is where the quality people hang out (except me).

WILD9 · 9 Mar 2010 at 10:52

cjbagnall said:
Interesting thread as just a short while ago a christian co-worker and I talked about this same subject.

He says that the devil will come first claiming to be Christ, but you will know hes false because he will use the media to try to convince us all he is Jesus.

He then says Jesus will come and we will all know he is Jesus because he will apear to all of us asthough he is standing infront of us all (and bring all of heavens angels with him). We will then all be judged and some will go to heaven and the rest will cease to exist (bit more complicated than this).

The interesting thing about what he was saying to me was he believes from studying the bible it will happen within the next 9 years.

Wow what a coincidence, after all these hundreds of thousands of years, this thing he believes in is going to happen in his miniscule lifetime, I bet he cant believe his luck!

The Dread Pirate · 9 Mar 2010 at 10:52

A massive science Conference would be called with him as head speaker to explain what, how and why the whole damn universe was created.

wordy · 9 Mar 2010 at 11:41

Given that he's from the middle east and can't speak English I'm guessing he'd move to Britain and get a free house and money.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 9 Mar 2010 at 11:50

Ziggy said:
Assume Jesus was a real person and really "worked miracles."

No thanks, that's just wishful thinking.

Chicken #16 · 9 Mar 2010 at 12:31

wordy said:
Given that he's from the middle east and can't speak English I'm guessing he'd move to Britain and get a free house and money.

well he could probably claim asylum on the grounds of religious hatred in his home country

KaHn · 9 Mar 2010 at 12:42

he would be asked to explain string theory to the masses.

KaHn

c@tbyte · 9 Mar 2010 at 12:45

I'd be first in line to give him a good kicking for all the crap him and his old man have put us through.
(But it won't happen. Fairytales never come true.)

PatZ1989 · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:10

i imagine there would be a large increase in catholicism

Zip · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:11

Ziggy said:
Assume Jesus was a real person and really "worked miracles."

What would happen in the world if he really came back from the dead, as is "predicted"? Would there be panic etc, or rejoicing?

Just a random thought.

Read the Book of Revelation at the end of the Bible and you will have your answer

silvercut · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:21

First of all if Jesus came back he would probably need to start a rock band called jesus and the disciples and tour for a bit, take drugs etc - basically break all the commandments and then like spread his message in his songs like a christian rock band, disband and then re-unite - and then everyone who was not a fan would basically go to hell.

Jamesdavid3 · 9 Mar 2010 at 13:23

I am the new Jesus.

Just wait till 2012, all will be shown.