You will be streaking at the 2012 olympics ? cool.
Hypothetical "End of the World" Question
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You will be streaking at the 2012 olympics ? cool.
Soldato
lol "Next case The world v.s. Jesus christ for acts of mass murder, property damage & general disorder spanning the whole of creation through use of earth quakes, violent tornadoes, Volcanoes, Tsunamis, Storms, floods and all other manner of Natural disasters. How do you plead?"
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would "act of god" be a form of defence?
Soldato
He was middle eastern so he must have been "black".
Soldato
The Quran and hadith explain in great detail, as to the 'age' in which Jesus Christ peace be upon returns. From an islamic point of view, the time is very near indeed as all the major signs are happening.
The jews rejected Jesus Christ pbuh as the Messiah because he did not liberate the holy land from non jewish rule, he did not create a jewish state, nor did he rule the world from the holy land.
Mysteriously, all the above has happened within the past 50 years. God has also created a being, who will imitate the true Messiah, Jesus Christ pbuh. This being, known in Islam as Dajjal or the Anti-Christ/False Messiah, must in turn do all the things that the true Messiah was to do, in order for the jews to accept him. Everything has already been done, and the 'imposter' state of Israel is gaining power and deceiving jews into believing that their claim to validity is being confirmed, but this Israel is indeed an imposter.
Only the true believers, will recognise the false messiah, and the true messiah when he does indeed return. I predict it will be within the next 50 years, based on the Quran and hadith.
The jews rejected Jesus Christ pbuh as the Messiah because he did not liberate the holy land from non jewish rule, he did not create a jewish state, nor did he rule the world from the holy land.
Mysteriously, all the above has happened within the past 50 years. God has also created a being, who will imitate the true Messiah, Jesus Christ pbuh. This being, known in Islam as Dajjal or the Anti-Christ/False Messiah, must in turn do all the things that the true Messiah was to do, in order for the jews to accept him. Everything has already been done, and the 'imposter' state of Israel is gaining power and deceiving jews into believing that their claim to validity is being confirmed, but this Israel is indeed an imposter.
Only the true believers, will recognise the false messiah, and the true messiah when he does indeed return. I predict it will be within the next 50 years, based on the Quran and hadith.
And you didn't have him committed because... ?
Sounds convenient for the mentally ill people who believe in such things.
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Soldato
...and you are a product, of the conditioning of this godless age which we live in today, which has deceived most of mankind.
I'm a product of a godless universe who despairs at having to share this spec of cosmic dust with lunatics who believe there is this super awesome afterlife awaiting them yet will still wear a seat belt every time they go for a pint of fat free milk.
Free will. How can you have utopia with free will. It simply isn't possible.
As for returning within 9years your work mate has not got that from studying the bible.
If we are talking about God in the bible returning. Then all the dead rising and joining God in the clouds would be a massive show of power. Those left would as you could imagine be rioting and everything else.
I dont want to sound stupid, but why is it required to say pbuh after each jesus christ?
Soldato
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "Jesus is a dead giveaway isn't he? As part of the Holy trinity he proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic as does Jesus.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is in fact white and and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
"But," says Man, "Jesus is a dead giveaway isn't he? As part of the Holy trinity he proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic as does Jesus.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is in fact white and and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
At least an unhealthy pre-occupation with the apocalypse isn't just limited to Christianity.
The apocalypse will come, basing my prediction on a copy of the Yellow Pages and a scrap of paper I found yesterday, in 53 years, 6 months and 17 days.
Muslims generally say a phrase after saying the name of a prophet.
How dare all the dead just loiter around waiting to rise ! George A Romero will have a field day
Even in written form? How peculiar.
Soldato
For all the doubters, and I know there will be many, just keep an eye on Israel because future events are gonna be centered around that region.
It would seem so...
On the authority of Abu Hurayrah (may Allah be pleased with him), who said that the Messenger of Allah (PBUH) said: When Allah decreed the Creation He pledged Himself by writing in His book which is laid down with Him: My mercy prevails over my wrath.
Many aspects of religion are.