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I appear to not have a bed now...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by divine`, 19 Feb 2006.

  1. divine`

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    ...as it currently occupied by two sleeping drunk ladies who came up to see me when they came home.


    Not entirely sure how I plan on regaining use of it tonight... :o
     
  2. theo

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    poke them with a stick until the leave?
     
  3. divine`

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    I might just sit here for a while longer and drink my wine.
     
  4. Phog

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    There's always room for a 3rd.
     
  5. divine`

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    You say that, yet there really really isn't. I swear these poxy beds aren't even full single size.
     
  6. Dace

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    Just hop in with them.

    (And I mean just hop in and go to sleep if you're tired, its unlikely anything is going to happen if you think posting on the forums will give you the right answer)
     
  7. Jotun

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    Fire alarm tbh.
     
  8. VaderDSL

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    fake spider on the face of one of them :) she'll scream wake the other one up, fake spider will go flying she'll scream you rush in save the day, hop into bed shove the two ladies onto a sette/chair/floor etc and hop into a nice warm comfy bed.
     
  9. theo

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    or just loud music as not to annoy the rest of the area

    TTIUWP :p
     
  10. divine`

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    Fire Alarm...

    perhaps not :p


    I think i'll sit and drink wine for a while, see if they wake up at all, if not then I'll just go to bed anway. I'm not actually tired :S
     
  11. Nix

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    lol.
    Find somewhere else to sleep then tease them about stealing your bed in the morning :)
     
  12. Insanity

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    Send one to me. :(
     
  13. theo

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    just one?
     
  14. divine`

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    If I were to find a permanent marker would that be harsh? Seeing as they are drunk (and asleep) and I am only in the process of getting drunk?
     
  15. Nix

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    Hang on a minute. Two girls in your bed and you're sitting there drinking wine? Am I missing something? :p
     
  16. theo

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    permanant marker sounds like fun tbh

    or you could do something interesting with whipped cream...
     
  17. Mickey_D

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    I agree.

    Pictures would make this thread infinitely better!! :p
     
  18. Nix

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    What, like squirt it straight into your mouth?
     
  19. divine`

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    Well they were going to drink the wine with me, but the cork disintegrated into the wine bottle, so i went in the kitchen to transfer it to a new container and get rid of the cork and I came back to find them sleeping.
     
  20. Nix

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    Hello Mikey, how are you today my fine sir?


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