I have a sore throat

Dr.EM · 29 Jul 2006 at 11:52

, obviously not an actual suggestion to gargle toilet bleach! Have you tried bread btw?

Biohazard · 29 Jul 2006 at 11:54

I only buy brown seeded bread, and to be honest I think that would be a mouthful too much tbh... went to my GP... "it doesn't look that sore"... hmmm wtf would you know you old fart! I felt like rapping his computer round his puss!

back of my throat is covered in white puss, just for all of you who may be eating breakfast / lunch while reading this

Gilly · 29 Jul 2006 at 11:56

If you've been to the docs and thats what he said, stop being such a big jessie

basmic · 29 Jul 2006 at 11:59

Biohazard said:
back of my throat is covered in white puss, just for all of you who may be eating breakfast / lunch while reading this

How many men did you say you had round your bedside last night? :eek:

dannyjo22 · 29 Jul 2006 at 12:00

Biohazard said:
Yeah I heard the Ice Cream van last night but for the life of me I did not have the strength to lift myself from the couch

Ah you have Man-Flu thats incurable i'm afraid

Biohazard · 29 Jul 2006 at 12:00

Gilly said:
If you've been to the docs and thats what he said, stop being such a big jessie

Believe me I'm not, he's incompetent. I've complained about him before.

If I had batts in the digi I would take a photo so you could see. When the painkillers wear off my neck starts to tighten up..

its not just the throat, headaches, temp like a yo yo etc/

Biohazard · 29 Jul 2006 at 12:00

basmic said:
How many men did you say you had round your bedside last night?

why are you always an arse?

basmic · 29 Jul 2006 at 12:06

Biohazard said:
why are you always an arse?

The same reason you are you.

Biohazard · 29 Jul 2006 at 12:08

basmic said:
The same reason you are you.

oh aye right enough

i know nothing · 29 Jul 2006 at 12:10

Strepsils

HamZilla · 29 Jul 2006 at 12:14

one or two tablespoons of honey and olive oil.

Also try gargling with warm salt water. The salt will help get rid of the bacteria.

matthew_o50 · 29 Jul 2006 at 12:17

Noodles
Speghetti hoops Mmmm!
Soupe and bread (soak the bread in your soup to make it soft)
ice cream
Eggie bread (think that's what you call it)

Or alternatively you can stop being a big woose and eat what you normally eat

Darcy · 29 Jul 2006 at 14:52

not exactly food but...

Gargle TCP

Scott Salisbury · 29 Jul 2006 at 14:57

AWWWWWdidums

Biohazard · 29 Jul 2006 at 14:59

Darcy said:
Gargle TCP

thats for external use only

Biohazard · 29 Jul 2006 at 14:59

Scott Salisbury said:
AWWWWWdidums

AWWWWWshurrup in yer puss

Raider · 29 Jul 2006 at 15:05

How about Smoothies?

Not a meal, but good for snacks. The Innocent ones are quite nice, albeit pricey

VaderDSL · 29 Jul 2006 at 16:59

Biohazard said:
thats for external use only

nope .. you can dilute it and gargle

dilute it to 5 parts water, and gargle twice a day.

Just DON'T SWALLOW IT and that's straight off the back of the bottle

^ sounds lewd

Cueball · 29 Jul 2006 at 17:16

Dr.EM said:
Ice cream might help.

+1

Ice cream.....and lots of it!

Cybermyk · 29 Jul 2006 at 18:35

Gargle with salty water, order special fried rice from local take away