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I need quotes from the Mighty Boosh series 1!

Discussion in 'Music, Box Office, TV & Books' started by Mulder, 9 May 2006.

  1. Mulder

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    Please don't ask why, just gimme gimme gimme! Quotes, gags, lines, anything!
     
  2. Sic

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  3. Spunj99

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  4. nero120

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    oooooohhhhh mmmmyyyyy gooodddddddd...

    ICE! FLOW! NOWHERE TO GO!
    ICE! FLOW! NOWHERE TO GO!
    LOST IN THE BLINDING WHITENESS OF THE TUNDRAAAAA!!! Check 'im out!

    :D
     
  5. Carzy

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    My favourites from the episodes I've seen so far:

    Vince Noir: C'mon, Howard, let's get out of here.
    Howard Moon: Stop tugging at my mink!
    Vince Noir: Mink? That's a bit off, isn't it? You're supposed to be a zookeeper.
    Howard Moon: Yeah, well, it's a different law in the tundra, Vince. It's kill or be killed.
    Vince Noir: What, by a mink?
    Howard Moon: They get very big out here.
    [gesturing at floor-length mink coat]
    Howard Moon: This whole thing is just one mink.
    Vince Noir: That's not right. I know, I read a pamphlet.
    Howard Moon: So? I once glanced at a hedge. What's your point?

    Vince Noir: "What was that? You jack of clubs! I said could you help me, not blow dust in my eyes!"

    Those two made me laugh my arse off quite literally.
     
  6. Belmit

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    My fave, had me on the floor with tears streaming down my face:

    Howard sitting at a table with a bunch of Arctic monsters...

    Beast: You will eat with us.
    *Another beast sitting next to Howard throws up on a plate*
    Howard: I'm really not that hungry.
    Beast: We shall be offended if you do not eat.
    Howard: Well I suppose I could manage a bit.
    *Scoops up some sick and nibbles on it... as a trolley of food is brought in*
    Beast: Ah, sandwiches, my favourite. Someone clean this sick away.

    :D
     
  7. William

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    I'll be back to varnish you later you little pine tart!
     
  8. Deep

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    "500 euro's you wont see penny one from me you ****"

    and the whole bit before and after!

    i love the hitcher
     
  9. I_Am_Vengeance

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    "Cheese is a kind of meat
    A tasty yellow beef
    I milk it from my teat
    I try to be discrete"
     
  10. m3csl2004

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    im old greg -

    want some baileys?
     
  11. ferretmaster

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    hmmmmm


    2nd series you mcfool